Peckhamgatecrasher

sickle

DM - is the rumour true that Michael's codpiece is fashioned from kevlar?

I me mine - George Harrison

Interesting questions BigDad - hope you get some answers. Regarding shifting kids between the schools, surely they will just walk across the park? My school had the playing fields a mile up a busy, main road and we had to walk there (unless one of the teachers was in a good mood and gave us a lift). No big deal.

Just had the lovely lady whose mother has died on my own doorstep. I must hang my head in shame though, I think I've scared her off and she will be inventing another pitch. Her: "I need to ask you for help. My mother has died and my brother and sister and me" Me: "need to get to North London and it will cost ?38.70?" Her: "Yes. How did you know?" Looks very bemused. Me: "You've played this scam too often round here." Shuts door. Only later did I think that I should have called the police, thrown buckets of cold water, etc. It did not warrant a 999 call and though the neighbourhood thingammy number has been posted several times on here, I just didn't think quickly enough. Moral of this is copy the number down and leave it somewhere handy.

Ruby, don't take your love to town - Kenny Rogers

lieutenant

made the mistake of opening a bottle of wine and watching an episode of 'House'. Couldn't be bothered to go out into the cold after that. Hope you had a good time.

Sweet Williams outside William Hill.

Naughty Michael, but very funny.

Sounds a perfectly genteel pasttime. I suggest we repair to the green after the forum drinks.

If I post anything on municipal pansies after the forum drinks, just ignore me please.

Happy Birthday fellow Februarian.

Bonkers - have I slipped in to a 25 year old time warp?

Congratulations Moos, it's the ED Existentialists and you have passed the entry test by displaying that man is miserable.

orchids

Killing me softly - Roberta Flack

Hey good looking - Hank Williams

rose garden (boy george innit)

Try OCO Ltd, based in SE13. 8297 7700.

Steady on Jah. Get thee to a pubbery and have a large one.

"anything with cia-lis in it will be blocked" Why? Is there some underground porn movement I'm missing out on?

But Sean, you're so strong!

I think you must live in my road Jackangel, we have a similar car-crazy family with a floating badge. I also have a query re disabled bay. My neighbour (a cracking 97 year old) quite rightly has a blue badge. A space has been provided for her outside her house. BUT, she doesn't drive, it's her son, and 95% of the time he is driving/parking without her in the car, therefore he has a guaranteed space outside his house which makes parking (already tight because of the school) a little harder for the rest of us. Am I being unreasonable by thinking this is unfair. [i'm slightly whingeing because I just struggled a quarter of mile with large box of heavy veg cos I couldn't park anywhere near and I do know I'm fortunate to have a car, and I do know it's bad for the environment Sean]

I'm Spartacus.