Peckhamgatecrasher

Expect *Bob* to be arrested soon for impersonating a Head. It is well documented in public circles that I am the Chief Quangoist for Chocolate Hobnobs.

Even soppy retrievers and labradors can turn - they are dogs. I don't think it's unreasonable to have all dogs muzzled. The only problem is that they cannot then fetch balls/sticks so would need fenced off areas where that could still happen.

Must be snippets from Faust then!

Deep Purple normally works for me when I want to drown out other noises.

Who cares who Lucas is? He's always Guy of Gisbon in my dreams!

I think I've taken too much cannabis - I swear I saw a giant rabbit.

Woke up to the news this morning - very sad. I thought he was brilliant. I saw him in a show once and laughed so much I had tears streaming down my face and my stomach hurt.

Bloody golf - what's happened to my University Challenge?

Oh Georgia - how we always take the good guys for granted! Thanks for organising the drinks - I've met some lovely people because of them.

Reminds me of the scene in "Notting Hill" Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian. Max: I didn't realize that. William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian? Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already. William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots... Keziah: Have been murdered, yes. William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!

Gawain on tonight's 'Merlin'. Phwoar!

Hahem! It's not 'just a day' - it celebrates the salvation of the world!

You mullered the sainted, sexy Davide! Blow me up now - I'm not having any of it!

I'm sorry for your loss, Mrs TP!

I rather like this chap's ethos http://www.memorabletv.com/features06/images/Trumpton_windy_miller.jpg

My caddy was inside the bin - have you looked?

... where the kids start singing and the band begins to play?

Oops. Sorry, that was said in pure ignorance. So where does the garden/food waste go? And if it's not landfill, why does it matter if the kitchen bags are biodegrabable or not?

To be fair to Uzzy, sometimes it does seem that Peckham is only known for Fools & Horses or Damilola Taylor according to the press; but those of us who live there know that's not the only story. Do we really care what others think? It leaves Peckham for us who know better. I'm cool with that.

They trap the cold air and warm it up - you can't afford a shock at your age!

Loved his films and The Persuaders.

@ Fushcia - with the new pilot scheme, we no longer have to separate newspaper/plastic & metal/bottles. They all get thrown in together.

Vote Fuschia for Mayor! Agree - large recycling bins would be useful, especially as we no longer have to separate stuff.

I don't think it matters, lorna. All waste (garden and kitchen) will go to the same landfill site. The 'plastic' bags are biodegradable.

Oh Pearson, what utter rot. However, should David Essex darken my doorstep, I won't turn him away.