TheArtfulDogger

My father , many years ago, got some old paving slabs of the local council workers, broke them in half and built a fireplace and work surface out of them. Now those were the days of austerity and pulling in the belt buckles whilst I was growing up... Ps food never really taste right whilst I was young, sort of tainted with soaked in dog wee...

rendelharris Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A solid disc lock is an absolute must to > complement the chain, as I know to my cost (when > riding off in a hurry forgetting to remove it) you > can't get a bike a yard before it sends you base > over apex. Doesn't work against pros who lift > bikes onto vans (which is how I lost my Aprilia > race bike...) but for a quick wire the ignition > and ride away opportunist it's a significant > deterrent. Also there are now movement sensors > available which can send an alarm to your mobile > if someone's tampering with your bike, not much > use when on holiday but handy if you're indoors > and asleep when someone's having a go at it > outside. > > Good luck! A friend mentioned this company http://www.tisogps.com who sell movement sensors that text you and are built into a PAYG tracker which can be hidden on a bike. Won't stop it getting stolen but may aide it's recovery. On of many companies selling similar products I have to add.

I really don't get why Easter moves around so much, I get the prescribed reason that Jesus rose from the dead on the first Sunday following the feast of Passover. With Christians coming up with another way of determining the date. They decided that Easter would be celebrated on the first Sunday after (never on) the Paschal full moon. Theory all well and good but if you look at the year 0 you can work out which date Jesus was supposed to have risen on, and surely that date should be fixed as Easter going forward. After all Christmas Day (the supposed birth of Jesus) doesn't change based on lunar cycles and is always fixed on the same date every year, so why is the date he died and rose again so flexible ... All very confusing and illogical As for other things that confuse me over Easter Rabbits delivering eggs (the pagan symbol of rebirth and Spring) and the fact they are now chocolate (the western idea of commercialism and selling a "product" to the masses) really doesn't gel well with Jesus dying for our sins... Hot cross buns I kind of get but the rest is just confusing and detracts from the real message of Easter (however chocolate eggs good) Yours, a very confused

Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mynamehere Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I have been desperately trying to get floors > and > > surfaces of polished concrete like the White > Cube > > and all the museums. So I too want to see if > > anyone knows how > > That's power float in the Tate , and in a house > maybe try resin pour Dear Seabag Can you explain that in plain old English for those of us who have absolutely no idea what you just said 🤔

Lamb is a personal choice, like some on here my preference is pink, unlike most it has to be done the French way for me, still bleating and skipping around the plate... Looking forward with sadness to the last James Martin Saturday kitchen tomorrow.

Most people won't see the point of this post, is it written on a top secret keyboard and redacted to stop blow ins from getting the information that the Elders of East Dulwich know by osmosis ? I get it, but do you?

It's here http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1639894

Gee guys, get a motel room y'all

Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Like, what else you doing > > Assassins Creed? Being a dog I have large periods of cleaning my ......

This drives me towards being a mad dog . I ordered something from Amazon, with an expected delivery of Friday, last night I got an email saying they have dispatched it, estimated delivery Tuesday This morning they sent another email saying it is out for delivery today How is a dog supposed to plan his life when delivery companies change their schedule like that. Makes me realise why I prefer shopping local for everything except those special order items 😳

Dude Windows 10 defaulted to US English when I updated from Windows 7 the other day

This afternoon there was a PCSO on Barry road with a speed gun Not sure if it's related

Lord above !

Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jeremy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Seabag Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW > Transporter, > > in > > > black with tinted windows and alloy wheels > > > > i.e. "a van" > > Yes > > But it's a big fast black one They say size doesn't matter dear Seabag, but a big fat black one must be ever so pleasing when it comes up throbbing with all that power from behind

'bout now Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seabag Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What gender are we talking > > > > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room > > > Exactly how small is your penis? I guess this is the problem with the parking issue here, as every man estimates his as 12 inches and tells his lady such, but in reality it's 6 or less, so when he then tries to park a car his depth perception says he has 12 inches between bumpers but it's really only 6 between, he then drives those 12 inches and bang there's the fender blender (as the yanks say) What more can I say 😳

Building work and increased numbers of construction sites is always a good indicator of the economic state of the nation, so I always think it's a good thing

Any update on the outcome of the meeting last night ?

I guess the title of this thread is the better way around as "parts of Peckham 'becoming like Crawley'" would be a far worse slur IMHO

You wouldn't get this sort of problem if the Chinese were a bigger superpower than America Still I guess chopsticks would be a challenge when eating McDonald's as the gherkins are slippery little buggers

isnt Crawley a part of a government experiment into inbreeding ? Feels that wY every time I visit or it could just my imagination !

Her comes the start of a CPZ for East Dulwich, by reducing parking near a junction by 10m each side, thus removing at least one space where cars park (nearer the end of the 10m distance from the junction) it then adds pressure on the remaining spaces leading to it being easier for the council to pursue their anti car policy across the borough and making money for the cash strapped borough by enforcing parking fines and revenue from "administration charges" for the scheme. Whilst I am all for making junctions safer for all, this does smack of a sledge hammer to crack a nut with the council able to raise revenue from cars parked on corners and the possible introduction of a CPZ I for one want to raise my objection to this being implemented borough wide.

Did someone say something !

Best store of wine at corner is same one that partaken street drinkers in thunderbirds and special brew ! I think the original poster is Yoda (much wine consumed has he)

dbboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Black cab drivers are so polite, kind, honest, > helpful and knowledgeable. Sadly dbboy, so are uber drivers

The thread isn't interesting, but the title "V1rgin down for hours" excited me until I realised it was talking about broadband and not Oral activity Sigh PS excuse the use of 1 in the word in place of "I" but for some reason if I spelt it correctly I couldn't save the post... Are we being restricted in what we can say now ?