TheArtfulDogger

BigJoe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are your thoughts about the movie? I'm > personally very disappointed with the movie. The force is not strong in bigjoe !

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about speedbumps for cyclists? Good idea then the BMX krew could use them as well 😱

And send them where exactly ? Maybe a better idea would be to make rye lane one way from primark down to the nags head end with a cycle path added along with widening the pavements to make it safer for pedestrians Cars and buses going from Dulwich to Peckham can go around the back as they do when there are road works on rye lane Only downside is a slightly longer walk from the bus stop to Peckham rye station

No Idea on the dustbin lid question.. Loved the teams reactions to the two stupid ones tonight "Rat-tit" and "nelly the elephant" As for the green nail, almost spat me dog food out when I saw that

I have to admit to my new vice at the moment, I love watching this program. It's not because I like tattoos (I don't) but I do love the work of the three artists and what they can do with basically rubbish tattoos Also the humour on the program is sometimes laugh out loud. Am I alone I this ?

Soak a couple of old rags in jeyes fluid, push the, into the fox hole and then cover it with earth. It will deter them from staying in the den and also leave some soaked rags around the garden. It smells awful for a while but imagine how bad it smells to the foxes

It's the same fairytale dream that Bernie Ecclestone lives Now there is a man who you can truly say attracts gold digging wives Good luck to older men who can attract younger women purely on the basis of love I say 🤓

Gutted that I never ordered from them ☺️

If you are a Bloke with an arm in a sling then playing with yourself can be weird For example solitaire often needs two hands not one, and most video games need two hands.... On the other hand using the other hand to normal may bring certain new experiences and pleasures to yourself 🤔 For example the almost orgasmic feeling achieved when brushing your teeth without shoving toothpaste up your nose ...

uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How are they going to make up the tax deficit if > everyone is drinking less? Because in December they made a heck of a lot from Christmas and new year drinkers, then in February those on the wagon will fall off and drink more to recover from dry January ... Simple rule of a thumb full of whisky really ...

Interesting They are going to be treated the same way as tabacco if the EU gets their way... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35216804

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seabag Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If I start with a ?1 where do I get to by day > 365 > > > > I'm thinking big here > > That would be (2366 - 1), which is 7.5153 x 10109. > Or a little over a billion googol quid. Or 100,000 Brit coins (whatever they are)

The other day there appeared to be some posts by a "spam bot" on here, something about single people. Whilst I generally get the idea of trolls ( eithe being contrary for the heck of it, slamming other people or just having a laugh) what I don't get is the point of spam bots posting on a discussion forum. Any ideas ?

Just used excel to do this and the maths of starting with a penny then working up to 365 pennies does work out at ?667.95 for a standard year and ?671.61 for a leap year ... Interesting to see how many people can keep it going or will it be like collecting the parts to build a model of the titanic (first issue 99p then 5000 issues at ?7.99 each😳)

I feel for you Refgram. Are you a lady who keeps cats by any chance ?

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? "A rebel without a Claus" Happy Christmas East Dulwich and enjoy your Christmas cracker jokes

A small boy and a priest are seated outside the psychiatrists office To pass the time, the priest asks the small boy why he is there "I like to pull the wings of birds, stick poo in people's hair and kick small animals like they are rugby balls" says the boy "I see" said the priest, "you definitely do need some serious help" The boy looks at the priest and asks him why he is there The priest replies " well you see I have this invisible imaginary friend who gives me instructions on how to lead my life..."

uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't believe they showed an ad for them during > Countdown. Most teachers I know actively encourage > Countdown... Exactly !

I read this first thing and at first thought it was a joke, but then watched the video and realised he is serious. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35173609 I like his thinking, prison is not meant to be easy for offenders so maybe we need this man to assist in the designing of the new UK prisons My only concern is won't the crocodiles just eat the piranhas ?

Dog duck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What does a Korean need when he takes his dog > out? > > Oven gloves Oi I object to that wruff joke

siousxiesue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TheArtfulDogger Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Groan Siousxiesue > > > > Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about > what > > do you call a deer with no eyes ! > > > How about a dead deer with no eyes? > > Still no idea;-) It's like the dead parrot sketch now, Siouxiesue please see post two above yours where the punch line was ruined ....by me... It can only be countered with something so truly bad that it will end up in a cracker, something like " two drunks walk into a bar 'BOOM BOOM'. "

Just ordered and eaten a takeaway for one and currently eating a huge bag of prawn crackers on my own. Is it wrong to sit there, all bloated and stuffed and not able to resist dipping your paw into the bag for one more delicious cracker until before you know it you have emptied your bag, leaving tell tale signs all over the sofa and feeling decidedly guilty for self indulging yourself or is it a vice that you are addicted to and no matter what you can't resist the calling. It's no good, I am among friends and I have to say "My name is Artful and I am addicted to prawn crackers ☺️"

wrightstuff18 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I see you have come up with all this information > yourself! > > Fact is the NHS have made it a prescription > medication so i would chck your facts Mr. E > Cigarettes are not marginally better - they are > 97% better thank conventional cigarettes. > > Stick that in your pipe and vape it! > > Yours Truly > Fact Finder Great spelling from someone who appears to be an angry young man, no one is denying that compared to smoking a normal cigerrete they are better for you, but compared to not smoking at all they have to be bad for you (even if according to your stats it is only 3% worse !) Again, back to the topic in question, should the adverts be allowed or regulated in the same way as normal tobacco adverts as they currently appear to make it look cool and sexy which will attract younger non smokers to try Vaping?

No I still have no idea either ... Hang on that's the punch line for the next joke in the series Doh

Groan Siousxiesue Thank the stars you didn't tell the one about what do you call a deer with no eyes !