KalamityKel

Aint that similar to those wolf posters you get in garden centres on from those bits and bobs catalogues?

I don't recall suggesting drivers were gods. I was refering to the silly comments over pay.

Snorks I think I im love! ::o (with you that is!)

I take it you've never witnessed such a thin Mikecg? No of course you haven't silly me! Tube drivers are responsible for many lives. I bet no one would do it for a measely 16K or wotever a year...

wiv a spoon too eh? ;-)

U sound like me daD! OMG!!!! ::o

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow ?100. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a ?100,000 Ferrari as collateral against a ?100 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the ?100 and the interest, which comes to ?41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ?100?" The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only ?41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Hooray! A smart blonde joke at last!! :o)

They do look quite interesting (not much of a shoe person so I'm trying!) ::))

Tone... sweetheart... I was indeed working in the powers of corridors yesterday. I'm referring to a much higher power than those in the political world - I assume you think that's my field of chosen profession - politics... HAHAHAHAHA certainly not! Not only am I offended by such assumption I am also further offended by the rest of the above comments. Do you not know wot sarcasm is? Moving on, my opinion now is that at least 213 and 3/4s should now depart, especially that dude that jumps the lights on his bike ::))

Think yourself lucky u aint sitting on my side of the screen witnessing my actual expressions! ;-)

De ja vu anyone?

Recovered?

Some have practical minds tone *rolls eyes*

Tis not the end of the world!

Could you walk in those Annas?

Not quite how I'd describe it... *shrugs*

47 and a half >:D

Oh ok. Then how does a bakery compare to private and normal schools then?

::O theres a main man? good god!

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seemed like an individual who would not sit on the > fence, had individual thoughts and said individual > things. > > Don't think we need a maverick/loose cannon like > that on The Good Ship EDF! > No of course not eh tone just everyone who thinks, speaks and dare I say it LOOKS the same aint that right! ::o How boring that would be!

you have to speak a little louder ;-)

Awww steve u bring a tear to me eye! I thought nice gentlemen ceased to exist some years ago!

Yet another thread Mick? Please stop it and talk some sense! *tut tuts*

Vince... who is "we"? Where are you from?

have a word with some of the newsagents. They usually order in if there's something in particular you need. I'd start with Kaivel News (100 Lordship Lane - a couple of doors from Acorn and the Curry Cabin)