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KalamityKel

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  1. Where did you move to nbn which I assume is safer?
  2. Therese (the camel) joins in wiv the lords mayors show... shes very famous u know See here http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41011000/jpg/_41011952_wave416300_pa.jpg
  3. http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v162/106/23/592285471/n592285471_1803166_9046.jpg
  4. KalamityKel

    a joke

    Dont tell the pig that!
  5. I got ran over by a camel. (darn me link didnt work!) No really I did! Her keepers were trying to get her to go back to her trailer but she was having none of it and decided I looked a nicer person to hang out with and headed right at me running over my lanterns and squashing me against the wall. What was I doing in the presence of a camel? It's a long story!
  6. KalamityKel

    a joke

    A lion, a bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard they are. The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes". The bear says "when I roar the whole forest trembles". "so what" says the pig, "all I have to do is sneeze and the whole feckin world sh!ts itself!"
  7. But don't be too clean. It's not that good for you ;-)
  8. She don't look ill to me :-|
  9. Oh dear we're all DOOMED! plz! *sighs*
  10. Sure they're not ticks?
  11. Is this an episode of the Simpsons?
  12. think i shall check out the view from the window l8r 2 c if adventure bar has any such characters...
  13. twas wondering the same. Anyone care 2 enlighten?
  14. Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KalamityKel Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I don't know many people who live in > > supermarkets... ;-) > > So who do you know that lives in a supermarket? I can't say :-$ ;-)
  15. Have you been drinking? :s
  16. It is currently 21.14 and so many seconds and noticed my last post at 21.14 came up as 21.08. Testing testing... is there a time zone from Westminster to ED?
  17. Much better than the very well built mean looking man who parades about with his tingy rug rat tis just silly I tell ya!
  18. Oh I do hope I don't know this chap. It will do absolutely nothing for my street cred man!
  19. Depends how old the "friend" is don't it ;-)
  20. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Most of us would live somewhere else if we could > afford it... Why?
  21. I don't know many people who live in supermarkets... ;-)
  22. ::o ur showing ya age Brendan me dear its all wax, gum, paste and serums these days not GEL! :p It would be nice is the bouncers could direct those that need to throw up a little closer to the curb rather than near shop doors, walls and cash machines... just a thought mind.
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