KalamityKel

hehe at both!

are u stalking me wolfie? Ooo how xciting! Ill leave the windows open 4 u my love! did i mention its a waterbed? :p

bed...when it can b found, used and enjoyed 4 sleep. Looking 4ward 2 falling into mine later after consuming copious amounts of alcohol

;-) courtesy of my inbox B)

A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?' A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!' --------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds including the urn. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now fock off!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him,then she starts waving. 'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity andsays 'Are you the bird I shagged on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arrse?' 'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' ' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'. He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I mustadmit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'. She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies, 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother.'

The wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

ters...

Icecream? ;-)

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/MozartJazz/Food/icecream1.jpg You just know you shouldn't!

:(

*peeks thru window*

A Lady wolf perhaps ;-)

Childrens shop on Lordship Lane Pam

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KalamityKel Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I take it you've never witnessed such a thin > > Mikecg? No of course you haven't silly me! > > > > Tube drivers are responsible for many lives. I > > bet no one would do it for a measely 16K or > > wotever a year... > > > You can't say that kk, you dont know what I,ve > seen or where I've been for that matter, so it's a > bit unfair to suggest I have zero respect for > people in public service from the roadsweeper to > the lollypop man, I support them every step of the > way but to be dictated to by unions is cause for > decay. Where have I suggested you have "zero respect"? I do believe ur the one spouting this and that in a negative view to the skills and abilities of drivers. Get over urself!

Maybe there's more to the sacking of this particular driver than we know and will get to know about... mayb...

jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Just cross out the address, write "Addressee > unknown. RTS" on the package and put it in a > postbox. It'll go to Royal Mail's return letter > office in Belfast where it'll get opened and > hopefully returned to sender. Do be a tad on the pedantic side... it doesn't go to Belfast but somewhere up north

Can think of better things to throw ya money at :-|

Aint that similar to those wolf posters you get in garden centres on from those bits and bobs catalogues?

I don't recall suggesting drivers were gods. I was refering to the silly comments over pay.

Snorks I think I im love! ::o (with you that is!)

I take it you've never witnessed such a thin Mikecg? No of course you haven't silly me! Tube drivers are responsible for many lives. I bet no one would do it for a measely 16K or wotever a year...

wiv a spoon too eh? ;-)

U sound like me daD! OMG!!!! ::o

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow ?100. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a ?100,000 Ferrari as collateral against a ?100 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the ?100 and the interest, which comes to ?41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow ?100?" The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only ?41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Hooray! A smart blonde joke at last!! :o)

They do look quite interesting (not much of a shoe person so I'm trying!) ::))