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KalamityKel

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  1. Breeding couples currently make me feel rather ill...
  2. Is this an actual legal movement? ;-) Petty annoyances... silly first aiders who cant stand the sight of blood... DOH! I could go in to details but I'm still too annoyed :-|
  3. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does this count as abuse? > I asked my lodger(who had got hold of the remote) > to please turn the sound down for a moment as I > was going to use the phone "for a few seconds".I > smiled as I said it and no-one could question the > manner or attitude that I said those words. > Those are EXACTLY the words I used,as well. > With that she threw my Sky Remote at my face and > caught me(I'm not lying) a half inch below my > eye.I dread to think the damage that could have > done to me. > 2 days later we visited her big Sister who was > returning to the rest of their Family in > Kingston,Jamaica. > My "friend" was the personification of the > sweetest Girl that you could wish to meet! Even > her voice was much softer. > Just a quick question..if I had thrown the remote > at her face,missing her eye by a half-inch would > anything have come of it,I wonder? Amazing how your "lodger" turned into your "friend"...
  4. does not "sarf" sound rather posh? "sowff" surely ;-)
  5. Can't really say I've experienced many probs with Sainsbury's delivery service (much better than visiting the shop at times IMHO)I never order fresh or frozen food just manly the heavy bits and bobs (it's just plain lazy otherwise ;-) )... they arrive when they say they will and even take time to go through your order to make sure it's all there. Yes I know it's hard to believe!
  6. Sorry... I dont get it... How did this person know you were gay or "english scum"? Surely if she was drunk she would have been going for others as well as yourself? One assumes you've made a complaint elsewhere other than here?
  7. Are you really? :p
  8. I think I'm gonna start a blonde campaign... ;)
  9. oh you're such an animal ;)
  10. So "gay" isnt used to describe merry (full of light-heartedness and merriment), bright in colour (brightly coloured) carefree (having or showing a carefree spirit) any more? Shesh James stop being a melon! :p
  11. I thought off duty officers were not meant to have radios/phones, epaulettes and jackets displaying they're PCSOs on whilst out and about.
  12. Pah we want patient numbers not percentages from surveys... tsk! Anyone can say 50% of the survey said blah blah blah after only asking two people! I know this topic has been discussed in great depth but I STILL can not understand how on earth telephone consultations are effective and cost efficient... it's not rocket science...
  13. It was a donkey? The pics I've seen...
  14. Those fake owl things dont work... only takes one brave little bird to inquire as to the owls immobility and they all swarm in... so Ive heard...
  15. In agreement here (tu)
  16. KalamityKel

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    Thanks candj for the advice but I already thought of that before posting. Just wondered if it was just a glitch or something... Tis no great deal. Not like I get many private messages anyway (sulks) :p SeanMac I hope you're referring to private messages ;-)
  17. Are you in the money or something? ::o
  18. Libra if you mean the two young one, they visit DT on a regular basis, enjoying a light refreshment whilst w8ing for their food and having a good ol' chat with staff in there before sauntering off back to the station. As an observation young (PCSO) lad tuck ya shirt in and stand up straight you look like a gangster type yob!
  19. since ever have i been a red head KB shame on u! *smells rum... somewhere*
  20. KalamityKel

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    Anyone else not getting notification emails of PMs?
  21. ::o I didnt know butchers showed the footie! Certainly something to remember for the future! Whome... I'm curious as to your definition of a "chav" care to clarify?
  22. whats that got to do with pills?
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