KalamityKel

Everyone knows I'm really a man with no teef and hair that isnt my own. I'm also a mutli millionaire who owns most of the Dulwich Village area and now looking to expand in to ED. I'm known to be quite a passionate sugar daddy... info can be found across many raunchy websites and I believe I was once listed as the most eligible and wanted man of 1973 as voted by the residents of brixton.

Shame on you karter for suggesting such a thing... tsk @ a potentially damaging (to businesses) rumour! *shakes head in disappointment*

Dear Admin, I must insist on the creation of more emotions. There are just simply not enough ways to express ones self... no? >:D<

Tummy bug not only in ED... ::o it's spread into the foreign regions of Catford and Bellingham... so I've heard :-|

Nope still don't get it :|

Bon3yard ever tried doing the job yaself? It's not as easy as it looks ;-)

I, as it was a useless piece of crap, dug a hole in a nice quiet part of town and tried to bury it but it wouldnt stop ringing... I dug it back up and tried to hide it in a dark place but it kept flashing at me... I then tried leaving it somewhere far away but it came back to haunt me... I removed the battery but it still insisted on having the alarm going off at random times... I bought a new fone and tried to explain to it how a fone SHOULD behave but it just turned its back on me and turned itself off briefly before deciding to continuously vibrate and bounce across the floor... Its turned into a devil mutant of a fone! Let it be a lesson to you all - keep phones and other electrical devices AWAY from baths/towels/KalamityKels!

And I just dont understand any of it :|

*walks in with basket of washing* Nope soz I misread the thread title :-$ *walks out*

I couldnt even get the words out as to wot was wrong earlier! (6) :-S

Oh I'm glad this thread had been resurrected... I havent the words to express myself 2day only a lot of (6) and tears (6)(6)

A friend of mine has been invited to a Wii party... wot kinda of things go on at such a gathering?

Is that a new brand of tea? *raises eyebrow* *yawns and stretches and considers jumping back into her nice big comfy bed* *hears the slave whips cracking...*

I saw the end of a rainbow on the thames not so long ago... twas quite an experience :)

All these rainbows... wots a gal to do... Saw a double rainbow last week in Penge too. I did get a pic but twas on me... me... fone :( RIP

*wonder whether she should get dressed yet or go off for a snooze*

I was told it was the same one just in two different places :-| m8 is now laying battered in a ditch somewhere ;-)

*looks round wondering what that noise was*

If he had to ask you how old you were if you were born in 1982 who really looked a fool? ;-)

its hrdly txt spk neway :-|

Always gets you fired... so I hear but that could just be a silly rumour I heard down the dole office ;-)

I was referring to anyone experience structural issues or blocked gutters... perfect time to discover wot does and doesnt work :)

Great weather for testing leaks :)) BRING IT ON!

Anyone else get soaked? I cant see many ppl out and about...

:-| whale music? oh please! where do u fink we is? Some ED therapy shop type thingy? noooooo CitED is that Disney's little mermaid I see there? *fluffs up some cushions of the rest of room b4 going off to shift some heavy things...*