KalamityKel

I wonder if the strange dude who insists on standing infront of buses in Camberwell has moved on to bigger things...

Personally I'm not much of a fan of Mozart...

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Id go for (iii) badge ;-)

Hmmmm pizza! ;-)

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have become increasingly aware of the fact that > many people, younger ones particularly, seem to > exist on a diet almost exclusively made up from > pasta. Or at least, a mixture of that and fried > chicken takeaway type meals when they are not at > home. Why so? I suspect the reasons are: > > - It's easy to cook. Any fool can cook pasta. > - It is easy to store. Meaning no organisation is > required in terms of planning ahead, unlike other > foodstuffs such as vegetables which tend to go > off. > - Many people probably do not realise that the > different shapes of pasta are in fact all the same > thing. They think they are getting a varied diet > but they aren't. > - Romantic associations attached to pasta: sunny > Italian villages and suchlike. > - Aggressive advertising by pasta sauce > manufacturers. > > The only variance in a pasta-based diet is to be > found in the accompanying sauces. But invariably > these are heavily processed substances from tubes > or cans. Of course some problems could be avoided > by cooking nutritious homemade sauces and side > dishes to go with the pasta but this is only a > sticking plaster solution and in any case, the > kind of people I am talking about are not capable > of this. Hahahaha jrussel I love ya! of course any "fool" can cook pasta... the more important thing would be SHOULD they? ;-) Yes pasta is easy to store but requires no organisation? Surely one needs to organise the pasta cupboard in such an order where consideration is taken for the size of the packet (or box if you're SUPER organised), which pasta is used most frequent, whether one has a particular pasta for certain "sauces", whether it needs to be in order of how long it takes to cook, if its gluten free/brown/easy cook, what about the "fresh" stuff? AND the spinach and tomato varieties??? see the list goes on. Hardly something to be thought as requiring NO organisation at all! Romantic associations? HAHAHAHA u having a larf!! Most concerning tho is certainly the "aggressive advertising bye suace manufacturers". Where/what have you been/seen such tactics jrussel? "buy and eat pasta or the spud gets mashed"??? ;-)

oh don't be so chav like sean :p

Where exactly are all these "jobs" going to come from?

I really don't get what the big deal is :-| Nuffink else to say on the matter...

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Awww thanks guys... still not quite sure if I'm happy about it all yet... time will tell I guess :-|

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies, 'Stuff the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!' Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you watching?' Billy says, ' Wimbledon .' A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

Overalls DM darling overalls ;-)

Try looking at me rather than my chest :p *looks around for a towel and clean top*

*looks up at JJF as the remains spill all down chin and top* Oooh I look soooo attractive now! ::o

Sadly not Keef. Things changed this year wiv the application rules combined with poor and bad management... *sighs* I wonder how many are expected to attend this year...

I'm disappointed not to b taking part this year :( shall have to check out the Jazz band instead...

New Laptop? hmmmm *Join JJF in the cocopop experience* darn this beats popping t'corner shop for lunch!

*saunters into room wondering wot on earth's been going on...* Boobs and six packs? *flicks HBs nipple ring telling him not to be so silly* *offers MP a polo or two* *wonders whether gin and shreddies are a good combination...*

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I had tipped 'em off u lot were attending ;-) no male waiters in saris then? darn I tried!

*points to the bar and politely tells Will to GET THEIR OWN DARN DRINK!* (6)

Someone remove the sheep b4 it ends up as lamb chops this eve (6) *KalamityKel is NOT in a happy place* *glances at the "stronger" types of alcohol*