KalamityKel

*pulls up a chair for jjf* *wonders from which F&C outlet food was purchased* ;-)

tea

Now now theres no need to do that... DM kindly leaves me wiv the spare key when she's not around ;-)

::o wot kinda gal u take me for? Gimme a hammer and screw driver not a darn hoe! :p

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*peeks in*

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"your boss needs to be slapped!" Hahaha OMG! I'm in stitches here! :))

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single and 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

It does sound more like a conflict with your anti-virus/firewall software. Have you checked the settings or tried reinstalling it?

Charlie have you contacted them regarding the impending arrival of your expected parcels? If so what did they say? If not WHY not? :p

I'm popping round to me sister's this evening to inspect her toms, onions and herbs... so far she has 21 ripening toms with many other plants flowering positively. Have not had the opportunity to checks these out for myself sho shall report back in due course :)

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oooo gotcha! *approves*

:-S

*sighs in relief about the music* *turns of crap music and rumages thru MPs music collection* "what takes ya fancy will-star?"

*turns on some "spiritually" relaxing music* *sits will dex down* *softly instructs the newbie to let go of the fear, take deep slow breaths*

*holds hand and pint glass out and points at the champagne* I fink I may be warming to u will dex ;-) come sit here... *pats comfy bean bag*

U know on relfection... after last nights celeb fest I have to say they're all over rated... except Lemar (altho he has quite an odd shaped head) and Russell Brand, as much as I dislike him, wasn't AS annoying. Okies I'll stop name dropping... a photographer did get run over by his driver tho... *remembers hearing the word chardonnay* *goes off* *returns wiv pint glass* :))

AH HA! *pokes will dex wiv an old stick*

Well I guess at the end of the day it does depend on how MUCH money you have to play wiv...

*peeks in to see if will dex is still around* *smells a very strong icky smell...*

All of the above? ;-)

oooo I love wet T-shirt comps!

Whos a lesbian/curious?