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*opens windows to air room* I hope u haven't wiped ya greesy hands on the rug Moos WONT be pleased!

Oh and don't get too close to any "body guards" they carry guns ya know ;-) *thinks back to time of collision with a female special agent and shudders*

I'm sure the expression was the same tho MP :p

I've met Anne before she's lovely and has an amazing sense of humour altho I must say her legs are really skinny (I was sitting down with her next to me so I couldnt help notice those). Princess Micheal too is nice and friendly. Takes time to chat to all Met Charles and Camilla too... hmmm not much to comment on there except Charles is much smaller than one would expect. The whole cursteying thing... u can get away wiv a wobbly inclination and broad smile. They don't really care for such things ;-)

To be fair Laptops aren't designed to last forever. 2yrs is good going if you use it a lot. I know that's not much help but I sense the end of it's life is soon approaching. I had my laptop for prob around 4yrs... after 2 yrs things started to fail - the speakers, internal modem, ports for phone lines, the fan wouldnt function properly causing it to overheat and shut down after around 20mins usage, battery wouldnt last and the power cable would over heat too... the final being the screen dying :( I was heart broken!

*pulls up a chair for jjf* *wonders from which F&C outlet food was purchased* ;-)

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Now now theres no need to do that... DM kindly leaves me wiv the spare key when she's not around ;-)

::o wot kinda gal u take me for? Gimme a hammer and screw driver not a darn hoe! :p

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*peeks in*

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"your boss needs to be slapped!" Hahaha OMG! I'm in stitches here! :))

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1, you have to be single and 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

It does sound more like a conflict with your anti-virus/firewall software. Have you checked the settings or tried reinstalling it?

Charlie have you contacted them regarding the impending arrival of your expected parcels? If so what did they say? If not WHY not? :p

I'm popping round to me sister's this evening to inspect her toms, onions and herbs... so far she has 21 ripening toms with many other plants flowering positively. Have not had the opportunity to checks these out for myself sho shall report back in due course :)

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oooo gotcha! *approves*

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*sighs in relief about the music* *turns of crap music and rumages thru MPs music collection* "what takes ya fancy will-star?"

*turns on some "spiritually" relaxing music* *sits will dex down* *softly instructs the newbie to let go of the fear, take deep slow breaths*