KalamityKel

Fill ur diary up with wot? :-S *confoosed*

Slave ;-)

Melted Cheese and ham rolls :))

I'd love to be peeking through my window drooling as Mr O Bloom would be in the back garden sunbathing... ooooo the thoughts! AND certainly much better than the current option - as much as I love boobs me neighbour just doesn't do it for me one bit :-$

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is ?200,000 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!' The social worker said, 'Yeah, well..., you started it.'

no no my point is that the same round came to more than the previous. Twas only through me pointing it out to the barman that I got it down to a lower rate. 5p off... I need to work on my haggling skills! :p

Not quite beer related but... Went to the EDT the other night first time went to the bar, bought a couple of drinks winced a little at the total for only two drinks but thought ah well I already knew I had expensive taste... a little later went up to the bar again and ordered the same drinks and was charged almost ?2.00 more! Now, as I'm sure some of u can gather I'm not one to keep quiet about such things and so questioned the bar man. I was told that maybe it was because it couldve been a different wine. Surely if u ask for a glass of white without expressing a particular type u get the house and that should always be the same price? He also asked whether it was him that served me b4 - it was. In the end I ended up paying 5p less than the first round. I'm not having a moan as such about the EDT more highlighting the fact one should keep a close eye on prices.

Ratpack what exactly is the purpose of handing it in to the council? Do you have a particular agenda? Something you want achieved or changed or supported?

Are we still in 2007? *raises eyebrow*

Bus drivers hate the things too... spare a thought for them having to put up wiv it ALL day *sighs*

::o Andrew... ::o Annaj darling... CLEAVAGE!!!!

Might aswell ban everything else too while we're at it *sighs and rolls eyes*

What on earth was ya doing up so early AND on here DM? :-|

::o what are you talking/complaining about? Tis the perfect attitude to have to teach the younger generation the correct way to present customer service skills! *sighs* Thought you knew that!

Can someone loan me a baseball bat and gimme a lift to bristol so I can personally go sort out this ruddy stupid customer service department. (6) The past two months I've been arguing with them over firstly a non delivery of order, then incorrect order, followed by them claiming to to have recieved the item back AND now they wont refund... don't even have the courtesy to reply to emails in the proper fashion - instead of "dear Kalamity" its "hi" :| how rude! Day is going splendidly indeed!!! hehe No really it is jolly nice to have a day off. Took the monsters to the vets (several trips envolved) for their boosters, cremated the kitchen with a wonderful pasta creation and now sitting waiting for this customer service department to ring IF they bother too... darn I need a pint!

Personally I prefer the 148 talking bus... it tells you all sorts of interesting things like "this bus is on diversion" and "this bus is being boarding by ticket inspectors, please have your tickets to hand" most helpful and polite!

I was one who wasn't suffering but must still have been intoxicated :)) hehe!

Wots a stortsman?

Hehe that made me chuckle!

I work in an office of 9... last night all went out (minus one) on a "bonding" sesson with our soon to be new catering team... out of the remaining 8, 7 have made it in to the office, 3 of those are fine and not suffering one bit (although one doesn't drink alcohol), 4 have mega hangovers, by calculations on time alcohol starts moving out of your system and units per hour and the number of units consumed we figure all but 2 must still be drunk... :)) :)-D

The perfect solution to a hangover... ;-)

How long do they usually take to unload and load with the cages?

Ur quite right DM if it was dulwich poor Toni would probably have been chased outta the shop with a cricket bat being swung about! ;-) Haha now now people dont b getting all ::o I'm joking! :p Don't be stereotyping Brixton to be a bad place. I worked in the Halfords there for a bit... yes sometimes the service was a bit on the questionably side but generally it was all nice. :))

*sneaks in and out of room picking up the empty bottles and crisp packets* Shhhhhh I was never here! ;-)

Have you just left it at that? No complaint or anything? :-|