KalamityKel

a "wurring noise" ? Do elaborate :)

It depends which part of the Estate you are going to. As with anywhere there are good parts and bad parts, Good Luck with your move :)

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

You might want to consider This No drugs involved and does relieve the sypmtoms. I try to use this as much as possible before resorting to medication.

You should reply with some nonsense completely not related to the PM and see the response you get... can b quite amusing sometimes ;-)

Tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

says a lot about this "scribe" dude/tte dont it ::o ;-)

Ooooh that's the one I was thinking of! Wot intexas said :)

Testing testing... Oh ... sorry admin any chance of a response to my email re ip blocking? i cant reply to PMs via this way either :-(

mazza7103 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- for your information i have > lived in southwark for 24 years. good for u!

Chasing foxes I bet :p

Peckham Rye is not just the park and if you really wanna get snotty about it all SE22 covers not only Ed and peckham rye districts but also loughborough junction and herne hill which I think you'll find are not in East Dulwich. Like I said before stick to your side of the line ;-)

Ahem... Peckham Rye is not really East Dulwich now is it? So keep ya moaning on THAT side please :p

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like cookery books with pretty pictures in them. > Nice to browse through when you are sitting on the > sofa with a pre-dinner beer, contemplating what to > make. Reading books in the kitchen though just > doesn't equate so it looks like beans on toast > again! Oooo pictures! I'm soooo wiv ya CitzED.

life

Did he die? ::o Sorry I cant help being pedantic over such things :p

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Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are you talking about KK? Me? No idea

the "about this forum" section... I know I shouldn't... grrrrr ... its always the same lot ... wooden spoons... grrrrrr *sighs* Don't mind me :)

shoes

*yawn*

Cheers joob! (tu)

HAHA "blokey things" indeed!