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KalamityKel

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  1. I saw a rat (yes a RAT) take down a pigeon the other day... what are the stats on that I wonder...
  2. No need to be offensive Frankito
  3. steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The world's most successful parasite Thought that was humans...
  4. ::o dogcat that was sooooo 90s! ;-)
  5. Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This very expensive chinook helicopter,probably > could be doing more important things rather than > spend a few hours. > entertaining the privalleged elite at Alleyns , > What a decadent waste of money and proving we are > not all in it together,Southwark cannot even > afford traffic safety officers for kiddies. > Some people up there in Dulwich are thumbing their > noses at the rest of us it seems. Is this BBC Points of View?
  6. And a pretty display of parachute jumping :) Tis Founders day at Alleyns is it not?
  7. I'm like soooooo glad I aint missing anything on here!
  8. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My biggest regret is reading too much boring > witless drivel written by dull uninteresting > creeps. Ah Jah I knew u wuved me really!! ;-)
  9. I wouldn't worry too much, as long as little one is attempting to say words (even gobbledeegook) and you are encouraging the words too by repeating the correct word they are trying to say, they'll get there in time. If you get little one checked by a professional and all tests come back fine then just keep up with the encouragement. Too often I overhear parents comparing the stages their children are at with an attitude that it's some kind of competition. It's not. Each child is different (desptie what health visitors try to say) and they will get to each stage of development when they are ready. Our 3 1/2 yr old is just beginning to come out of her shy self where it was quiet mumbles all the time and pointing at things to actual clear sentences well pronounced. No matter how we tried to get her to repeat things or ask her to name things she would just clam up. We took her for all the usual testing but everything came up ok altho they are continuing to monitor her hearing - she can hear fine but they can't determine whether there is any problems with directional hearing as she's too young but no one is overly concerned. One morning, recently, she came down for breakfast and just didn't stop rambling on about her favourite teddy wanting to share her toast, that his favourite flavoured jam was blackcurrant and that it tasted like jelly. Quite a surprise to those listening I must say!
  10. Anyone care for a glass? http://www.gardenplansireland.com/forum/files/elderflower_cordial_987.jpg
  11. Its all a load of... http://www.dublinhostels.org/files/u1/bull-matador.jpg really ;-)
  12. mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm curious as to what your pre-EDF dependency was > that required weaning on to this. > Let me assure you as an EDF addiction casualty, > that in terms of your life the WDF would have been > a wiser choice!! ::o hehe that was good! ;)
  13. Its not just a case of the business not doing well for being the reason for selling up. Retirement is appealing at the moment and younger family members are wanting to move away from duties of the shop. So it's not just a case of getting everybody to shop there will save it. Yes it's sad to see the business go but also heads up for providing such a useful and successful business for so many years. :)-D
  14. I guess now would not b a good time to mention my concern of the sad savage munching (from some insect based fiend) and possible demise of my courgette plant? no?
  15. obviously not seen the nightlife then... Croydon, Kingston and the likes are no comparison! ;-)
  16. ASDA or Tesco just make sure you wear appropriate footwear ;-)
  17. With all this talk about cycling on the pavement to avoid nasty parts of the road is it too difficult to dismount and actually walk the bike until it is safe to rejoin the road? No?
  18. a "wurring noise" ? Do elaborate :)
  19. It depends which part of the Estate you are going to. As with anywhere there are good parts and bad parts, Good Luck with your move :)
  20. KalamityKel

    a joke

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
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