dulwichmum

There are special bath crystals that can be purchased at SpaceNK called INA detox crystals. Apparently they are so very detoxifying that they turn the urine orange... They are a snip at only ?44 per bath. I haven't tried them myself, my mother in law stole mine when she visited last summer and was almost admitted to hospital when her unexplained "symptoms" developed. I don't think that she will be rummaging around in my en-suite again for a while (sigh).

Michael dear heart, How VERY dare you. As you are aware, I am a sprightly maiden of almost forty years. I have no memory of this war you mention. Was it the one where I set Batdog about your person?

Darling Michael, I have been busy with the tiny dogaroo. He is distroying my minimalist home. However, I plan to use this as a rationale for a house make-over during these credit crunchy times.

OHMYGOD! I am repulsed by the pizzle suggestion, but the dog is tearing up the sofa and at least they are not recognizable like a freeze dried pig snout. Where could I buy a "pizzle"? Lovely SimonM, is there any characteristic smell that may have frightened the ladies away?

But isn't carrot juice or beetroot juice simply cold soup? Eugh...

I adore Knorr chicken noodle soup. OHMYGOD, surely I am not alone in this?

God bless you Pablogrande, I shall order a kilo of finest mocksnouts immediately.

Why not try a colonic? Let me know how you get on will you? I wouldn't dream of trying it out myself, but that sinister Scottish woman Gillian McKeith seems to consider it the way to go... Have you noticed her web site? She has been air brushed to look about 18 when she is in fact 109 (gasp).

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Forest Hell is pushing it but Singapore??? > Huguenot , you are no longer an East Dulwich > forumite, you should be expelled. Oh Karter dear, East Dulwich is a state of mind! And Huguenot - that reply was hilarious. I almost inhaled my teeth...

This is the latest addition to our family. He is called Teddy and he is a Cockapoo (OHMYGOD) - an American Cocker Spaniel/Toy Poodle mix. The children think he is a Labradoodle as I don't like the name of the breed. He is a cute little bundle and we adore him. He eats everything, from Christmas tree lights to Monolo's, and he has been keeping us incredibly busy. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/3104354413_2c3558717e.jpg

OHMYGOD! I have just been into the pet shop on North Cross Road, to purchase our puppy a Christmas gift. Would you believe that they are selling genuine pigs snouts/noses? Both of my poppets are completely traumatised. I shall be lying down for the rest of the afternoon. Has anyone any thoughts about vegetarian pet foods?

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- "why would someone want to choose between Wales and a villa with a pool in Portgual?" Oh Mr Ben darling! You have given me the best plan ever... I am off to have a word with my Monster-in-Law, what a start to the new year. Has anyone every told you? You really are incredibly bright.

I am on twitter too. I hear it is really addictive. I am finding it difficult to comment on other peoples Twitters, I am still trying to get my head around it as I only joined this week.

I love "faffage", but I consider it to be a traditional Irish expression, I am sure that Sean will agree. I am loving the word Recessionista right now.

Lovely Bozza, this is all down to the Dulwich factor! Isn't is just super? (sigh)

Michael sweetie, who are you calling "mister"?

Oh Bob darling you are (as always) right on the money. I am sure that Angela7-11 is a troll. GET BACK ON YOUR BRIDGE SWEETIE, YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE...

Oh Angela7-11 sweetie, why don't you just try to drop a couple of dress sizes, get yourself a GHD hair straightener, your teeth whitened, and perhaps have a couple of sessions with the personal shopper at Fenwick (a life coach might help too!). Maybe even you can get yourself a boyfriend and discover the joys of married love. Babies are where it is at lovely girl, don't fight that feeling. A girl can never, ever, have enough money you know. Get yourself a lovely man and settle down! With the two of your working, you can be doubly wealthy. You know you want to.

In the name of God! I was trying to sleep... Does anyone have a nail file?

I realise that I have not commented on the forum for a week or two, but it has been half term after all. I cannot believe that no-one put my name forward for the role. I would be the perfect Doctor Who. I would have Michael Palaentologist for my trusty sidekick and Batdog for my K9. It would be perfect. We could raise the profile of Dulwich for all the world to see. I would bring glamour and lip gloss to the role, slapping the legs of any baddies who dared to turn up.

Sweet Mother of God, What are you saying LuvPeckham? I'll have you know I am a married lady! I see myself as the Mary Whitehouse of this forum and of course I mind, I mind everything - have you noticed how I like to keep darling Michael in check? Being Matron rings all of my bells...

I love Ray Winstone, dressed up as Henry V11, he is just mouth watering!

It is true! Clever men, men with a quick sense of humour, intelligent men. We have a lovely selection here on the forum, we love you guys.

Your cat goes missing...

I have had a frightful crush on Batdog, and then he cleared off and left. I think that SeanMacGabhan is adorable, Keef is unbelievably cute and Michael Popadopalot just has to snap his fingers and I am there *swoon*. Is it just me or do all women simply adore articulate men?