dulwichmum
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Lovely Brendan, I am afraid to say a word... I will inevitably end up getting a good kicking from people who simply don't understand me(sniff)...
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OHMYGOD! Lovely Chav, I was offering cucumber sandwiches and a cup of Earl Grey!
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Dear Chavrolet, Would you not please reconsider and have a good look at what The Legion of Mary has to offer?
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Pass the smelling salts...
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OHMYGOD! Mother...
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Shame on you Chavlette (re. your comment on positioning)! I believe that if you gargle with minty mouth wash first and hum the national anthem at the same time (not as gargling ... clearly) - it isn't even a sin!
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Staggers into quiet room and flops into favourite chair by the window. Thinks to self "Gosh I spent rather too much time with mother over the Christmas break!" Reaches down into pocket of white jeans and finds... http://www.aquinasandmore.com/images/items/55390lg.jpg
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Hi there Xanthe, I read on another thread that you are unattached. Have you considered joining any of the local Church groups? Michael Popadopalot - I would like to suggest it to you too.
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Shame on you Amanda! On your knees... http://www.divinemercysunday.com/dm3.jpg
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Lovely Mr Palaeologus, Can you imagine going to heaven and having to spend eternity seated between Daniel O'Donnel and my mother? I know where I would rather be! http://www.capitalceltic.com/images/cd-daniel1.jpg
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OHMYGOD *Bob* that is awesome!
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There is already a group for singles over 50, and anyone can join. In fact my mother is a member.
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Lovely Chavtastic Amanda, My Monster-in-Law keeps chickens on her extensive estate in Wales. The next time she rolls into town, I shall invite you over to high tea. She will advise you on how to keep Mr Fox away (apparently they are rampant since the local hunt has been curtailed), the choice of an appropriate breed, and even what to feed them! She really is quite the expert.
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Lovely Michael, and all the lovely forumites, I have to say what a great year this has been because of this forum and also because of you my great forumite chums. I cannot tell you all how much I have enjoyed your company and sense of humour this year. I think that Mark should be Prime Minister (sniff)... Here is your gift Michael - http://www.blackyak.co.uk/images/products/scarves/Socks%20rainbow%20400.jpg
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Me neither, sorry. But did you see Kim Wilde on GMTV this morning? She has been looking like something that came out of a swamp stuck to someones shoe for ages, and she looks back on top form now! I am off to Holland and Barrat...
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Look at you lovely men! You have rekindled my faith in human kind. And to think they say that men are afraid to commit! I can give you all lessons in the purchase of appropriate engagement rings if you like... credit cards at the ready?
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Dear Bob, To the naughty step with you! How very dare you lower the tone in such a crude way. There are ways of using playful ineundo without descending into filth. Any more from you and I shall confiscate your selection box!
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Oh Michael, I require something small and sparkley - you can have the large boxes, I really don't mind. There are good goods in small parcels!
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Perhaps you could have your bikini line waxed! I saw yesterday that they have opened "treatment rooms"! Go on Michael, spoil yourself...
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OHMYGOD! Is that really true? Do dead people from Nunhead post on this forum? Why this forum is better than getting SkyTV!
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Who is "Ita," and are there any gifties under there for me dear heart?
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Dear Annasfield, Fella is a Dublin thing too!
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If you're posting on the EDF its a sure sign you're..
dulwichmum replied to wee quinnie's topic in The Lounge
Lovely KalamityKel, Forumites don't have a special secret handshake any more. It is more of a full on snog at this time of year - it is Christmas afterall! -
If you're posting on the EDF its a sure sign you're..
dulwichmum replied to wee quinnie's topic in The Lounge
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OHMYGOD!!!