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Flounces into the quiet room smelling as fresh as a daisy - but smelling faintly of Jo Malone, Lime, Basil and Mandarin. Smiles sweetly at Madworld74. Pours enormous glass of Chablis and passes it to Madworld74. Pours tumbler of Badoit for self. Sinks into fav chair. Wonders if anyone else has noticed/recognised this? Thinks to self "Don't they realise Dulwichmums only drive German cars?" How very dare they?

Ah, Pairc an Chrocaigh, what wonderful memories! How do you pronounce that Mr Mockney? It's Nort Dublin. They have the strangest accent...

Oh it looks amazing! I can't wait to get in there, thanks Mark. Dear EDDW, I just came back from a holiday in Cornwall and although there is a surf shop in the situation you describe - I didn't see a White Stuff. Where was it? There is the O'Neill Surf Academy, Fifteen, a fast food outlet and two surf shops... The only White Stuff I saw was in Padstow. Don't tell me I missed a shopping opportunity?

Was it June Whitfield?

Wanders into quiet room, feeling ravenous as on a diet. Looks around - not an olive or cheese straw in sight. Pours large glass of chablis, slips off shoes and pops ear plug accessories from Blackberry MP3 playing accessory in ears. Sinks into big aubergine velvet armchair by the window.

I haven't been inside this particular White Stuff yet - but I am looking forward to visiting. They have a lovely shop in Padstein er... Padstow in Cornwall. The shopfront there doesn't impose and blends in beautifully, the staff are nice, and they have some lovely things. They say they are not producing their clothes in sweat shops and they are not too badly priced. I am delighted to see them on Lordship Lane.

Wow Brendan. What a terrific map.

Are all of our bathing opportunities to be plagued by preditors (sharks)? Jah Lush, you know me so well!

Dear Ednerd, Has Amelie the Mole turned up yet? I can't even begin to imagine the horror of losing one of my muchkins special toys. I have been keeping a look out for it yesterday. Did your little one settle without it? If not, will you be able to get another one?

Oh Lordship_bod, How I wish I could show you! If only they would open one of those on Lordship Lane... (Sigh) I love a good cream cake.

You will find that we don't have that kind of thing over here in West Dulwich. Poor you!

Thinks to self..."It is a bit quiet in here for me"... Pulls bottle of Fabreze and Dyson from handbag. Hands both to Ana and sits down in comfy chair by the window. Thinks to self: "All is well in Dulwich tonight"...

Nobody but nobody does a cream bun like Superquinn. Is there anyone at all who will agree with me on their coffee slice?

Dear James, I think there is some truth in what you are saying, but I have a vivid memory of being in Jamaica some years ago, and visiting the plantation house of a notorious/evil famed slave and plantation owner. My mother was wallowing in the "I am Irish and we are loved by everyone/never invaded or went to war with anyone image"... until the tour guide told us how the evil white witch of Rose Hall was in fact born in County Kerry. We have just returned from a holiday in Cornwall, and my little son made friends with an Irish boy on his holidays there too. Michael took great pleasure in telling my son, "everyone loves the Irish, all the terrorists love coming to London to kill you English - everyone hates the English." My son was really distressed by this, and I don't blame him. I am proud of where I am from, I don't mind if people do not warm to me because of it. I tell anyone who will listen - I am from Dulwich... But then I am

Despite the influx of different ethnic groups into Ireland, I find them to be quite shockingly overtly racist. Considering the fact that in our life time the Irish have in the majority experienced a good reception here in the UK, Australia and in the USA for example, they are not too welcoming of economic migrants into their country. I am rather disappointed by that.

Trots back into quiet room. Passes large Starbucks latte to lovely Keef as he is hung over from drinking Zombies. Takes baby wipes from bag and wipes tiny blood splatters from capacious designer handbag. Pours Evian into dog water dish and pats lovely pet on the head. "Good doggy, well done..."

I adored "Confessions of a chat room freak" by Mr Biffo. I love books that I can read in short bursts and get back into again quickly - I only get to read on the bus or in between outings with the children. This book had me laughing out loud on the bus (and I mean that seriously - I'm not choosing that phrase because it is trendy). I had people changing seats to get away from me because they clearly thought I was mentally ill! That book is so very funny it should have a warning printed on the cover. It is the chat room dialogue of this guy who posed in as "Loopy Lisa 21" and was continuously being chatted up by men with one thing on their mind. On one occasion I almost inhaled my coffee in Starbucks it was so hysterically funny. I have bought two copies of it for friends in the last month.

I love Tillie's suggestion. That is the one for me; "Going underground"...

My mother is Irish, but I consider myself to be Argentinian, simply because I love the colour of their flag...

Pops small dog into great big handbag and heads off to see those at the helm of Southwark Council. Thinks to self - "Gosh Mr Batdogs teeth are gleeming and sharp today"... Kisses Mr Keef on head and trots out the door.

Diamonds are a girls best friend - Marilyn Monroe... Actually no, that could be a good first song at a wedding, just to upset the mother in law.

Is that a name you call people Mockney?

Darling Ladygooner - have some fudge!

Thank you all for your lovely warm welcome home. I am really happy to be back with my chums.