dulwichmum

Puts on large dark sunglasses, and snuggles into arm chair for the night next to chum...

Greynolds, it is indeed true. I can still get excited about their music, but I just wish Bono would stop wearing sunglasses in the house and talking out of his back side... Sunglasses in the house is a sure sign of losing touch with reality!

Lovely Fluffy, If you experience breathing difficulties then try breathing into a paper bag. I thought I was going to expire when I saw Mic's super web site!

Dear Downsouth, All of Dulwich is welcome on this forum - I should know as I am indeed from West Dulwich and here is where I shall continue to reside! Super Keef and Perfect Mr MacGabhann, while you are here - here I remain...

Lovely Sean, I am afraid that I can't open that link without something odd happening to my screen - but I agree, as soon as they thought people cared about their opinion, it all seemed to go downhill. I can still see Bono taking the microphone at Live Aid, OHMYGODNO!!!!

Lovely Oglandia, I would love to believe that this was true, but I doubt it. U2 have been popular in Ireland since the late 70's and became massive in Ireland in about 1980 when "Boy" was released. Bono did not don a cowboy hat for years after that - like 15 years after that. None of them had spots or were greasy haired at the time. Indeed Larry Mullins looked like a better looking version of James Dean! They were persued everywhere by young women...(sigh) when they played at the Dandelion Market (OHMYGOD). Not a single one of them had a spot. Indeed they were always simply gorgous. Then Bono behaved like a complete arse at Band Aid, and it has been down hill all the way ever since. I can't imagine them being discovered by a London pub landlord 25 years ago!

*Hands large glass of Champagne to Mr Keef.*

*Walks purposefully into the quiet room feeling proud of self (whats new?) but today in the manner of Eliot Ness...* Thinks to self; "Dulwich is now a safer place." *Opens bottle of Champagne.* *Looks around for chums to share a drink.* *Puts video of "The untouchables" in machine, slips off shoes - admires pedicure and settles down to watch film feeling smug.*

*Pours out two glasses of Krug for self and Mr Keef.* *Thinks to self, we are terribly cultured over here.* *Pushes back curtains and observes peacocks strutting on the lawn... in the dark.*

Put Mic in charge, he is a real man. He would sort out Goose Green as quick as you like Mr CitizenED...

*Swans into quiet room.* *Smiles warmly at Mr Keef.* *Fishes his opera glasses out of enormous handbag and passes them over.* *Observes outragous behaviour of mud wrestling protestants.* *Tuts to self.* Cracks open bottle of Krug, and pulls Mr Keefs special chair up close to window beside own chair. Turns on radio 4...

Lovely Nero, that road is called College Road - he probably escaped from my garden. Simon M, I understand your confusion - I took a while to admit that I loved this chain too, but go with it and you too will be liberated.

I don't know about that sweet Tillie. I hear that the Administrator of this forum lights his cigar with twenty pound notes and drives about East Dulwich in an Aston Martin surrounded by bikini clad maidens!

Pass the Krug darling! Prrrrr

Mr Domitianus! Recognise them, did you?

And some people have children and don't look after them properly and they are worse behaved than Jack Russels with guns... Isn't Mic a dream boat?

Oh darling Doodles and Bob, lets start a political movement! I read in The Times er... The Daily Mail that it just takes one per cent of the people to change the world!

Indeedy, lets put Mic in charge, none of those brainey weaklings. He seems so very manly...

Indeed Mr Bob, perhaps because the Reiki healers were "open" to it! This is one of my favourite lines from his super smart web site; "your all equal here, unless you use a flexi lead or turn up in a body warmer, brand new green wellies, and immaculate Barbour jacket, or any of that old S***, so come and have some fun..." OHMYGOD, I really feel quite sick from laughing... He is simply the warmest and least judgemental of individuals. I simply must purchase a Pit Bull in order to become one of his gang!

Gosh I love this forum. I have only just dried my eyes after the complete annihilation of Reiki healers... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..........

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha etc..........

Don't you agree that a couple of peacocks strutting past would be good too, while chums play croquet on a long stripey lawn?

Oh how my face hurts from laughing at this! No, I really feel like I am going to be sick now... Seriously.

Oh lovely CWALD, thanks for that. I never get to watch Jeremy Kyle or Trisha anymore - you have made me laugh so hard I think I must go upstairs and throw up. Indeed, Mic looks like a complete arse. And I thought my grammar was dreadful!

Batdog once wrote about afternoon tea at Black Cherry, perhaps you should PM him. He sounded like an expert. The new Starbucks at Sainsburys is far too bright now, I need to find somewhere else to hide on my children...