Alan Medic

Oh those.....but if they have holly in them it's supposed to symbolise the crown of thorns Jesus wore. The red berries being his blood. Either way it's not for pagans I guess.

Sorry to intrude but how is 'wreath making' considered 'festive fun'? Are you expecting some funerals? Perhaps I should be giving this thread a wide berth as I may now become a marked man. Maybe that's what the festive fun is.......

Review on Amazon for their Fire Stick: I bought this as an electronic babysitter, for my husband, who is five. Oh, wait, not five, 48. I was pig-sick of him watching Netflix on his mobile phone, with his netbook pinging up Facebook messages, with the TV on full blast, and the sound from his Netflix leaking out of his earphones, because he had that on full volume as well, to counter-balance whatever was happening on the TV he wasn't watching. It has worked a treat, as he now watches endless hours of crap on the big TV, while his netbook and phone ping Facebook messages at him, and he lies on the couch, re-arranging his crotch, and grunting. The installation was easy, despite the fact that I only have full use of one hand, I didn't need any screwdrivers, and I'm not allowed hammers anyway. I did stand on an apple that the dog had taken behind the TV, for dog-reasons, and it squidged between my toes a bit, but I don't suppose that's a universal installation issue, not everyone having a dog that hides fruit behind the TV. The plug-and-play nature of the device meant that I was able to install without asking for help from a man, and I didn't even break any fingernails. I'm relatively certain I've deleted any links to my social media from Amazon, so the husband won't be able to ferret about, at two in the morning, while he's watching something with boobs in, or yet another concert from the time period when I was being potty-trained, and see all of the nasty things I say about him. For me, it has been ?35 well-spent, although the glut of adverts offering it for ?25 have been a bit of a kick in the crotch, I could have spent the extra ?10 on gin, but it would have been cheap gin, so there would have been no real gain.

Spooning with Rosie is a cookery book?

There's a civil war in Syria. Russia supports the existing regime, the others the rebels. Then there's IS. How the hell do you know who you are bombing?

Perhaps you should inform the authorities.

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Medic Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > If they play like that I wouldn't want them to > win > > anything. > > > Are you... *feels faint*... suggesting Doc... > *staggers towards ornately carved Viennese resting > saddle*... that the way a team plays... *gasps, > can barely get it out*... is more important than > just... *near collapse now*... winning?!? Hope you survived maxxi. I may have said that. If only BFS hadn't gone to Wonderland he might have been able to save us. Relegation beckons and a 6 pointer against Leicester looms. I hope I can stay awake as last night I gave up a good hours sleep to watch that dross.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Medic Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > United were dire last night. Possibly their > worst > > performance of the season. Please,not the > Europa > > league.... > > You've been dire most of the season. Awful to > watch. Desperately dull. Still, you won't be > complaining if you win the Europa League.. but you > won't. I'd be very surprised if Man Utd won > anything this season. If they play like that I wouldn't want them to win anything.

I suppose the downside of cremation is it will spoil the fun for people who try to trace their family roots. A distant cousin from Australia turned up in Ireland a couple of months ago and tracked down our great x n times grandfather's burial site. There would be none of that if he had been cremated.

United were dire last night. Possibly their worst performance of the season. Please,not the Europa league....

mikeb Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @Spanglysteve - you absolutely need to hear the > sound to appreciate it It's still awful with sound.

Having read a thread about some trees being felled to make more room in a cemetery, I just wondered why people choose one over the other. You?re basically going to rot and unless you believe you will rise on the last day, have you though about the state you might be in. When I was growing up there was no such thing as cremation as far as I know. Given it's an option it seems the best bet all round. Take up less space and one less plot to be forgotten about in time. Any views on this?

It would have doubled in size when it went from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16. Are you suggesting we believe everything in that article Fox?

Let me know. That will be the last of my sons Euros.

If you need to buy any more euros Seabag, let me know. Still about 700 of my son's stash left.

A dead body??????

Hell I've underestimated this show. I thought he was dead over a 100 years ago.

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jeremy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > No please... no links... just... no. > > But the thing is, people can't make these attacks > on me and then not back them up with evidence. > > I'm getting very sick of it. I now have three > people doing it - DJKQ, Scotch Bonnet and Grok. > Oh, and Cella, who has also had a personal go at > me on several occasions. > > How would you feel? I feel weary. I'm amazed Blah blah hasn't joined in.

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And right on cue, there is numbers to defend Sue. > Given the infantile behaviour going on in the CGF > thread I think it's a bit rich coming from > numbers, and Sue is the last person who should be > complaining about dragging things up. Given the nature of the attack I would defend Sue too.

scotchbonnet1951 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow I wish I had time on my hands like you!!! > Blimey I bet Franklins are over the sodding moon > that you are going back in there. > Griefy Sue here she comes .... oh sorry didn't you > know that was your nickname? It would appear you have more time than most.

Master, speak to me of lawnmowers and cutting grass with letric.

Liverpool 3rd goal beautiful.

Emmmm. Maybe.

Is metal detecting friend a code for something? There is/was someone here who was interested in metal detecting but I can't remember his/her name. But if you are looking for friends then maybe you should say a bit about yourself so people with similar interests and age group might get in contact with you. Don't worry about your spelling. So long as people understand what you mean it doesn't actually matter.

It's a lot quicker than chess but it requires a lot of thought.