Michael Palaeologus

She loves it. Often to be found hanging round the car parks of Dulwich Park.

Wise words Ant. Fine fucker you are.

For fucks sake, I only mentioned that I fancied making some fucking jam next year and the whole fucking world kicks off with the swearing thing. Not that it surprises me from that Moos mind.

I like an ample rump Dear-heart, worry not. Provides warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Huzzah - no getting up at 5 anymore - change of plan. I can now crawl out of bed at 8.50, turn on my lap top - compose a token reply to an email from my MD and then go back to bed for a few hours to recover. Working from home - dontcha love it?

Clearly he lacks other forms of stimulation. You cant help feeling sorry for the poor sod, not only are his failings now broadcast in the Forum, but earlier this year in the Daily bloody Telegraph for the whole country to see! Is its surprising that he hides in the world of sci-fi and fantasy? Look to yourself Woman!

Never let a definitive statement stop the EDF's chattering masses from doing what they do best..

Are you recycling your vomit!?

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Post isnt what is was Brendan, much like Jam.

I am indeed, as a pre-Cinderella special treat. Jeremy - Ganapati, yesterday? SPLITTER!

Keef - be realistic, there is no way you will be up and about by lunch time on NYD. Unless of course you just havent gone to bed.

A small hard-core of Curryites met at the FHT for stiffeners before the long yomp to Omrith. Floating Onion, Georgia, Mr Geor....(no strike that) - SMILINGMOON and me. The place was very quiet, so we tried to be as noisy as possible. I cant remember what we all had - there was far too much of it generally and whole herds of cloven footed animals seemed to be have been grilled for our delectation and delight. It was all very nice. The Bangra beer made a nice change. I slept badly last night as I had SO much food stuffed inside my stomach and the large cheek pouches which come in so usefully on such occasions. I have three boxes of surplus rice and curry and 3 breads in my freezer. Tomorrow I am trying the Wetherspoons Thursday Curry Club offering - delicious no doubt. It will be interesting to compare and contrast.

I would like to make jam in 2009. Should we start an EDF jam and preserves club?

Up at 5am tomorrow. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Adventure Bar is 2.

Cacti beauty is more than spine deep JJF .....

Many thanks Jah.

Doctor Sean McGabhan - Eremitus Professor of Orange Squash Economics, Robinsons Barley University, Florida How much energy does it take to put said orange squash into an 8 year old in Biggleswade?

Pickeled Onion Monster Munch and a cup of drinks machine soup = memories of Burntwood Baths Smokey Bacon Wheat Crunchies and a cup of hot chocolate = memories of Brighton Polytechnic, Falmer site refectory

JJF - buy yourself a cactus. I find my own cactus (Fluffy) to quite the comfort during these dark, cold, long, lonely nights. The great thing is that you only need to feed and water them about once a decade. Something which is not true for cats or children, or so I understand.

A bit parky out there this morning. Blighter didnt turn up. I think you have your answer Ladies .....

Doh! RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh! Try harder ;-)

Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar, he's a very tall vicar. "Blue Ruin!"