Michael Palaeologus

and betrayed.

Oh, so NOW we hear it! Mr FlogandburnanybodywhodrivestoasupermarkettodotheirshoppingratherthanfloggingupanddownLorshipLanewithashoppingtrolly is revealed as a LITTER LOUT!!! I feel sick ::o

Isnt one of those ladies Dulwichmum?

*Ah the marvellous Plato - is he still "The Law"?*

How much methane does an average baby produce? I think that it is UTTERLY irresponsible for people to bring children out onto the street of ED without being fitted with a carbon scrubber and catalytic converter onto the child's exhaust, um, area. Do you know that the babies of Dulwich produce as much CO2 as all of the jet passenger aircraft in the UK? Think of the amount of polluting gases and materials that your children will produce throughout their whole lifetime. If people could just control their procreative urges, we could all fly cheaply to places that we would otherwise never have thought to visit. I have no children and am therefore able drive to Sainsburys on a daily basis and regularly fly across the globe for 50p, comfortable with the thought that I have made that sacrifice for the planet. Parents - can you say the same? The next time you gaze at your child, dont see a cooing baby, see the them for what they are - the destroyer of worlds. Harrumph!

*Thats not Batdog - thats cute ickie bow-wow* *Now this is batdog, surely?*http://www.cune.edu/resources/docs/Marketing/Bulldog_noCU_BLACK.jpg

He should do them professionally (Brendan, get on with it)

*Harsh Madam, Harsh - I need a sturdy Loofah for my tagnuts >:D<*

*Shuffles off toward the showers, loofer in hand*

NUNS! NUNS! NUNS! Are we still on this feckin' island?

He clearly had a bad lead-related-roof-experience.

ALL are welcome - kick off is usually 8pm onwards, but it normally gets busier from 9.

Sprouts.

Thats the Westlings for you Monica

*Incidentally, did you see this picture of you and Ana at the West Dulwich fair thing?*

*He is happy playing with Mrs Dobbin* *If you know what I mean*

Dulwichmum and Ana go shopping

*Provides a supportive arm to the Dulwichmumwithawobbleon* *Wiggles nose and produces a Starbucks Grande Expresso (such as thing must exist) and a Mars bar. Have these DM, kill or cure*

*Yippee - Its Chrissie! I like the whole tinsel and sherbet snow thing* *Hope DM didnt get too wet at the Wst Dulwich Hoe-down*

Monica - great news. EDF DRINKS UPDATE: QUALIFIED THERAPISTS WILL BE ON HAND FOR THOSE WHO ARE "SUFFERING" See how the EDF Social Committee looks after you.

Wild West Dulwich. If you go take your six guns and Winchester long-rifle.

Was in the Plough last night, as were other Forumites and all of the staff and customers of the CPT, watching Keef and Pals doing their musical thang - bloody good tey were too. Anyway, a section of the pub has been booked with the lovely Plough people, lef hand side of the pub, we are next to the LL Traders Xmas do' that should be fun:)) Looks like we will have some live music as well as DJing.

I tell you what, Bagpuss and the ladies can have and Gethin and I will look after Ms Jenkins, she'd have to take that bloody dress off though.

Oh CWALD, how you have sinned!:))

I think that MOST serach reports come up with subsidence and freon gas potentials - that makes you spend money on poitless reports that still leave you to make the decision. I am no aware of major mining activity beneath our hallowed streets.