Salsaboy

I know of women who like to watch porn as part of their relationships but not BDSM porn, unless they're not telling all..

Pink carpet surely?

Depends how much food they eat and how much they exercise.

Woody has finally come out? I've had my suspicions for ages.

Probably City Airport.

Page 2, by me!

If I hold a door open for someone in the shops and don't get a 'thank you', I say very loudly 'You're welcome'. Most times they look round with a puzzled look on their faces. Makes me happy.

Why so much of the F word? Not really needed.

I heard that the Chinese were getting in on the act by selling Quarter Panda's.

The girls are out in Newcastle!

When I fancy a bubble bath in the morning, I eat beans for tea the evening before. Voila - a healthy meal and a saving on fancy bath products.

Try the Tesco meatballs. They really are the dogs b0llocks.

Is the SJ method similar to the Rhythm Method?

Bit too melancholy for me. Much prefer his rockier stuff.

My other half works at the PRU as a specialist nurse. The reason for closing down Lewisham A&E is that there are too many in the area. The A&E at the PRU is the nearest to the M25 and so would never be closed. In south London you have Kings, Croydon, Lewisham, PRU, St.Thoams's. Somethings gotta give. Just happens to be Lewisham this time. Most of Queen Mary's at Sidcup will also close and the land sold off to service the PFI debt, as will some of the services at QE in Woolwich.

Too much shagging knees.

El spamo.

Cyclists.

They do all look a bit in-bred. Is it in Norfolk?

@moos - very good!

I really need to sort my love life out.

I've just bought some new towels.

You could use the wooden post to make a stake to drive through the heart of those blood-sucking estate agents.

What Nettie said. Invest now for something that will last you the rest of your life.

I would go for running the new boards right under the kitchen units. No step to get a washing machine/dishwasher over if you need to pull it out.