SteveT

If I was a Masseur I would change my name to steve goodhands, but as my second toe is longer than my big toe and now well known for being a hot lover perhaps stevegoodshag.................... I used to dream of being a SteveG

It was like having a power cut or losing my voice, I came over all unnecessary!

The best laugh of the day ????. Thank you.

I went to the Chandelier to see what it was all about a couple of days ago but couldn't go in. The menu on the door is so discreet and too small to read, and I looked in to see what was what and it looked like a childs playroom or a posh aunt's front room where I would have to sit too attention and not drop my aitches not like a restaurant or tea place. I was interested to see what kind of place sold ?12 sarnies but I felt that I was not suitably dressed, just too uncomfortable to enter.....

My second toes are longer than my big toes.

Having walking in left hand lane in Oxford st would help progress enormously.

I have not drunk tea or coffee for some years and have replaced them with chilled tap water, and hot chocolate for late night drink far less caffeine. When I had my first coffee of the day it felt almost like a cap or weighty hat was being placed on my head a bit like a first fag of the day. I dont drink alcohol or smoke and feel free'er of these habits. Best of luck.

I would like the option to pay for the BBC as with any other provider supermarket car maker. I dont have the 'feckin football channels Sean, far too rich for my blood. Like Brendan says you cannot tell them to stuff it' if you want Sky, NTL, Telewest it's a legal prerequisite to buy the beeb. Something else that is vastly overated is staying on topic!

When the Beatles got their OBE many possessors of that award returned theirs in disgust as they did not wish to remain a part of that 'club' when it had been in their eyes cheapened by the inclusion of such riff-raff. To quote another of Groucho Marks 'I do not want to belong to a club which allows in people like me'.

Having to purchase a TV licence to support BBC 1 & 2 and having no choice in it. ?135 for those 2 channels is a poor investment compared to ?270 with Sky and 60 channels.

Try Mr Print in crystal palace they do short runs and design for both of these.

1001 spray mousse, for carpet and upholstery wet spills, available at the hardware shop with plastic bowls and stuff outside in LL. I let my daughter have a party, big mistake, when some kind soul vomited the contents of his innards which was predominantly red wine on to a beige carpet, it was the best thing I found having tried 3 or 4 other brands but the patch is now cleaner than the rest of the carpet, it happened 4 years ago. Household contents or accident insurance?

Where you aim the gun?

Telling it straight! I'll second good manners David_C Competence, something well done. Being easy to talk to. Nice people.

Considerate people Good manners

Religion on a frezing cold Sunday Porn on the channels that you dont have access to Cocaine snorting when you have a cold Immigration to a salt pan Jute underwear

To answer the question, it closes for 18 months from june08 allegedly when the pulse lost the water from the pool it was closed some months over the forecasted reswim by date.

Kens fish and chip shop in half moon lane beats Ollies hands down, his chips are not greasy and his fish is freshly done while you wait. I live very close to sema's but prefer to drive to Kens in half moon lane. He has won some southwark awards too as best 'chipmunk' or something.

The possibility of the Old Nick with all its architectural charms, becoming the national film theatre markII whilst being financed by the lottery fund so we can indulge in all the best movies ever made.......dreams

When its closed we could have our own NFT. should this be a new thread? What shall we do with the Old Nick?

It sounds a great loss to the community, poor little sausage!

Moon river - Danny Williams

For sallyfrans students What does a baby ape sleep in..............................an apricot

The potatoes and porridge in the irish shop The manx kippers in moxons wet fish shop Marks genius to start the forum, (I'm in full agreement with you dulwichmum) The high ceiling in the goose green gym The good guys recommended by you on the forum I have used for repairs and maintenance stuff

Would it be useful to have an A to Z of trades and specialities that have been recommended by our forum users? Would that prevent duplication of threads?