snorky

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dont blame the workers - they are only doing their > job - something we all have to do - I wouldnt like > to do ( they all seem o be doing MBA's tho' if you > read their biogs in teh papers) > > blame the greedy publishers > > smash the state > > workers unite.. > > er...

hahaha your rants make mine look positively logical cheers emi, youve made my day

Emily Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wonder how much Southwark Council are paying > lawyers to try and close down a business that is > self-evidently hugely popular with local people, > especially families? Enough to save the Livesey > museum? Frankly, it wouldn't suprise me. What a > appalling bunch our local councillors are. Why blame the councillors in this instance ? Its Neros that went ahead without fuill permission, Its neros that are not taking the consulation / review priocess seriously - its Neros that is ensuring that its financial muscle is being used to slow down and hopefully exhaust the local authority process Shut them down - this isnt a hypothetical discussion , ist about a PROFIT making venture deciding not the abide by the rules regaridng their fetid premises - they are not doing it for any altruistic reason - they are taking the piss becasue of money making potential if you lose sight of the priciple here becasue you like their product , you will come to regret the results of the precedent set.

the London lite is DMG anyway and we all knoe they are pocket Nazis. ( awaits formal warning )

or - be brave and dont pick them up in the first place - they are shite anyway / tittle tattle / sleb gossip /advertorials /txts speak quickies / unfunny viral pictutres / all complete and utter shit. The fast food version of reading - news for grazers and mobile phone fetishists take a book or buy a paper - if you pay for a daily, it usually follows that you take ownership for it and dispose of carefully.

Sainsbos isnt really endforceable, but its just goes to highlight the number of scummers around the place

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If only I was Compton Mo'fo.........

car covers are usually only used in the UK to hide an untaxed car sadly

Wino Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would just add that one culprit in my neck of > the woods uses the "bin reservation" technique so > that he can permanently keep his penile extension > second car safely outside his house at all times. jag or awfully vulgar aston ?

Soemtimes people need a little push in the direction of thinkiing in a more socially responsible manner and maybe the CPZ may do that with regard to car use

tehre are several certainties in life taxes Death Bono is a wanker Foxtons are scum

for many many landlords, book cookery is the only way they can come out even - given that BTL purchasers of late piad top ? for squalid little properties and assumed a decent annual capital appreciation offset any day to day shortfall in between income/ expenditure - a surrogate savings policy for many - i.e they subsidised their flat costs to reap the benefits when they come to sell. The amount of loading you could stick on ofsetting items towards tax is open to interpretation by many and renovation/ upgrading as opposed to manintainence has been offset against any tax bill - naughty I know people who ask for a summary of the insurance bill for their own home & their rental property and submit the entire figure against their rental income.The capital gains issue , whereby people move back for a month or two to restart their capital gains free allowance is an obvious way in whcioh people think they can circumvent the rules I thuink many who receive this letter may rapidly rethink their views on how much of a crime tax evasion actually is

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A definite (td) from me. It's so handy to park in > Derwent Grove when I'm using ED Station or to park > in Ashbourne Grove when shopping. Part of what > makes LL a great road. and why not. I never park in front a a dropped kerb if theres a car on the drive but many think its fair game if its not occupied - and the police are SO disinterested its laugahble. boxing in a cr may cause problems, but it seems boxing out a car form his drive isnt a problem

jimbo1964 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not keen on Target Arms.. It seems to mainly > stock deactivated firearms (which I assume the > average teenager can reactivate with ease to gain > some respeck). word

Nick Nacks ? When did Nazi uniforms and bayonets become nick knacks ?

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow! This thread is the next step in the > demographic transition. > > ED is now so firmly established as a middle class > enclave that the locals feel they can comfortably > disparage it without denting it's reputation. > > It's like the classic interview question- 'what > are your main weaknesses?' Reply - 'if anything > I'm too conscientious'. > > The worst answer being that you don't have any. > > But what if you genuinely don't believe you have > any weaknesses? I suppose you moan about kids, > buggies, Iceland, parking permits, Peckham, > Snorky.... In reality, I dont oddly enough. Oh yes, I forgot - its got a fruit machine arcade that attracts IV drugs users and itinternant types and pair of undertakers that are doing very well cos the the gang violence between the local bludz and the brockley boyz ED is in freefalll...

wee quinnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am re-reading David Sedaris "dress your children > in corduroy" which is totally HILARIOUS Not as good as barrel fever

its the one on top of the reservoir innit ? full of cabbies during the day IIRC

The Snorky Propaganda machine designed to m ke ED LESS desirable to move to and reduce house prices 1) The terrible street violence 2) The proximity to that terrible peckham place and its unemployed populace 3) The drugs use - indeed, there was a call for a needle exchange lately - just shows how bad it actually is 4) The amount of betting shops - always full of footpads an ne-er do wells

The shops will only come if the victims are they to keep them in business. and they are very much there. wasnt some uninspired hack bleating on about the gentrification of ED in a column in teh times a while ago ? IIRC, she did say she moved from Battersea/Fulham/Clapham or whatever faceless poohole she was in before to escape the all bar one-isation of the area ? are the two events linked ? Influx of victims from expensiver flat land to small victorian house land with their young/ not yet birthed family Influx of overpriced tat shops and Delis catering to the new influx ? erm, maybe Im being a bit ole skool marxist here, but surely "YOU" & "YOUR LOT" are the reason for the gentification & you shoulbnt blame the shops for trailing along - thats what they do , its hardly odd retail behavior It doesnt help that such slob lazy journalism seem to consgtantly reiterate what a great place ED is - mainly cos theyse all moving here and dont have an original idea to fill their columns ? maybe a move to Thamesmead opr Plumstead would have ensured you could have kept the gentrifation of your new manor at bay for a while longer ? Wait there - Snorkys got it - all you hacks out there - start to slag off ED - describe it as the Bronx of SE London and describe the drive by shootings and pools of blood on the street and the pitiful all night wailing of the blood spattered victims- that would keep the thrusting interlopers + the gentrifiers away wouldnt it ? Oh, wait there, it would also cause a fall in house prices and we vant have that can we Hmmmmmmmmmm

hes the elder statesman of anarcho chaos these days and doesnt get involved in the day to day subversion and state overthrowing. recently produced his autobiog, but Ive not got round to reading it yet. Foxtons do somehow oprovoke an Ire in people that is hard to fathom or justify - sort of like hating Bono - you intrinsically hate him and logical reasoning doesnt really come into it or is even needed

nah - this stuff is class war lite - not as good as it was in the old days when Bone was at the helm and produced some memorable newspaper headlines - but its still good for a bit of a chuckle. ish.

Its a decent book for a bit of idle flicking sadly, we dont have much banksy in SE London - tho' there were a couple in Brixtonia a couple of years ago, now gone I think hes scared of ED cos its so "vibrant" and "buzzing"