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the estate agents square toed shoes and firkin

I thouight this was an old joke regadring irish labourers.....

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Embittered local and Firkin The sarcastic Message board poster and firkin

"yummy mummy and firkin" "the exeptionallty gifted 4 year old and firkin" "my first 1000 words in Spanish for 3 year olds and firkin" "The babychino and firkin" "The Green crocs and firkin"

Philip Glass - Koyanni. sound track Cornelius - point

I was going to say soemthing about B*d*n - that relates to the post above, bu realise that although true, would probabaly bring the forces of litigation crashing down on this forum.. B*d*n may not be what is seems from the catalogues. maybe possibly allegedly

I remember it bgeing relatively expensive, food OK and the plates of chips was HUGE!! I must admit now thought I would sooner tootle off to the Rye hotel for less than half the price of the green and have some of their astounding vegetarian saugaes and mash I meean utterly Astounding vegi sauages

oddly enough, Lidl vegetables are often organic, but rarely labelled as such - much is sourced from small farms in Silesia / Poland etc where chemicals are not used they look filthy and go off pretty quickl, but thats what happens with "normal" vegetables anyway. This is Snorkys money saving Tip of the Day

I think the ?5 a loaf these orgaqnic cappies seem to charge at teh Puckham market smells slighty of racketeering. I love bread with lunmps in. I am not so sure I want to pay what is pretty much an hours minimum wage for that lumpy bread. Most organic farming is now profit driven as opposed to ethics driven.

You dont "Need" any more shops Unless you have exotic tastes like fresh truffles and have no option to but to go to harrods, I cannot see what is "needed" Edit - we need a bright shiny shop to sell bright shiny needles. , cso after I use mine once, I pjurposefully hoy them ober walls onto schools and nurseries Oh, and a burned foil & crack pipe emporium would be great also.

may be Burritos at teh Dogsdtar in " vibrant" Brioxton tonight yum

"pharmageddon"

Anything proper and bavarian No skol/ stella/ fosters/ carling et al

You dont want to know

every time i hear the revamped Candle in the wind By that master musician and style Icon, Elton John, it brings a tear to my eye a tear of utter abject uncontrollable indescribable rage(6)

Moo too is the result of too many people with too little sense. I cant blame ther Moo too people really for making money 0ut of them - selling expensive knick knacks that have pretty much no use whatsoever or will never be used in anger. Im sure Reginald Perrin started a smiliar chain of shops some time ago and did rather well out of it

I am SO tempted to comment , but I wont.

stardust at Herne HIll Station is a better bet for outrageous toddlers stuff and kitsche rubbish apparently

thats it. Its sells nothing of any use to anyone.ever.

"Pushy, thrusting, earnest, pain in the arse mother" bags soon to be available at Snorkys online store

MY eyes fill with bitter tears every time I see someone enter Moo two

do everything youc an to avoid confrontati on/ assault - pride sometimes overrides survival instinct , and people hate to look stupid or lose face - if they are tooled up, consider giving them some cash - its not worth trying to disarm them unless you are a JuJitsui master Its better to look stupid and cowardly than risk a kicking If there is no option - and you will know when it is time to do something/ a switch seems to click in your brain - do whatever you can to hurt/ deck them and get away - doesnt matter whatever sex / age / stature/ whether they wear glasses or not - women muggers/ robbers are not used to being hurt or attacked by especially men - its still a matter of misplaced honour to hit a woman for many men, irrespective of whether she is going to steal from you or not - dont bother with maquis of gooseberry rules or whatever - grab a brick or a stick a pen or whatever to lay into them - get them down and make sure you stay up when they are down, get away and make as much noise as possible whislt doing so - they will be very very unlikely to get up and chase you if it is a mugging - bang on front doors with an open exposed pathway or garden - this will spook them and they will scarper. bottom line - better to lose a few quid than your life

The hob is now an electric Celidh bar. yes Still has the late licence ans the beer "garden", but is doping a roparing trade in live Scotland games - still a huge cavern of a pub didnt see a baseball bat when Iw as there last time

I can attest that the residents of teh Oglander are- in my experience - one of the only only roads I know here this kind of event would get people out of the doors and onto the streets Og is a strange one in that at the top end / one way section, everyone knows each other... C

PS The Hootennanny ( formerly the Hobgoblin in Brixton )_ is now a Scots " theme " pub and is showing the game on the big screen only 10 mins on a #37 bus