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snorky

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  1. the BSTARDS!!!!! IM already on ny way
  2. this entire BARA plan is shorthand for " nmove it to a scummy area like peckham where they will be well out of our way" everythinge else suggested is a diversion from this basic truth
  3. Most are chinese staffed nowadays, but may list themselves are Korean/Japanese/Thai etc - these people are slaves effectively - bad business there are a handful of discreet long established parlours left, but not as many as once was, with gentrification and suchlike. The patrons of Franklins were until recently , able to spend long dreamy sumemr days. sittng outside watching the to and froing of a relatively famous local establishment
  4. Of course there are. The Plod are very well "aware" of it - if you get my meaning I dare not say any more, lest I cast any doubt the moral standing of our local filth - but the close proximity of parlour and cop shop is a benefit more than a risk let us say.
  5. Im sorry, this is balls. BARA - you ought to be shamed of yourselves even mentioning this - its not surprising that the gaps in our fragmentedsociety are getting wider and wider - childish, reactionary, regresive backward behavior from people who should know better hang your collective heads in shame.
  6. teh UK is the biggest purchaser of convertible cars in teh Europe IIRC this is more an indication of how superficial society has become than a wind in the hair issue. People with convertibles never go anywhere, they just pootle around the streets they are impractical / insecure / too cold or too hot / etc etc etc
  7. EDOldie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thay are hypocrites, I used to play in a rock band > and we hired a church hall to practice in, and > they threw us out for being too loud. Brendan, > they do have achohol in Churches you know. > Especially on a Sunday. It was probabaly the biting the heads of chickens and flinging entrails around the hall that they objected to
  8. has anyone read the " Mass psycology of fascism" by Wilhelm Reich ? Fascinating stuff. It is amazing how peoples heads can be turned to accept extremisn without them even realising it, how groups cen be demonised and excluded. And I bet members of the BARA secret society are mostly Guardian readers hang your heads in shame people this truly is a low point in ED history.
  9. Set up you drum kit outside and let rip with a cozy powell style solo, ensuring the tempo is wildly different to what is being regurgitated inside the church - laugh at the chaos caused .
  10. BARAking . get a grip people.
  11. wait there....so tyou were SO impressed with OS, that you quickly jumped out of your seat, rushed across to the PC, went onto the forum, registered and provided your detials ,went to your email to await the confirmation, confirmed your account and then, finally, made your first post. I put it to you mrshamiltion that this is indeed a conmplete and utter fabrication I was going to put my house on with OS yesterday afternoon , but saw your posting and decided to go to foxytons instead. My House was sold for cash within 4 minutes of going on Foxytons books, we exchanged and completed this morning and I got a price 75% above market value. Hurrah for Foxytons and their vulgar little scrotum cars ! ( Snorky is proud to be sponsored by Foxtons - 0% fees on all sales until the end of December 2007 - call in for a chat, have a freshly made cappuchino and a croissant )
  12. foxytons arson ? police have identified 56,521 possible suspects
  13. Cretins - there are ways around this - its not difficult , even using the commercial anonmizer sites - they really really dont have a clue
  14. the days of random posting in MBs is long gone im afraid - records have to be retained.
  15. I bet you get all shakey and paranoid when you see a distinctive foxytons mini ? Get spooked when you see that letter lying on the mat amongst the Speedo Pizza menus, marked " Foxytons" and to " The Homeowner * & advising you that they have recently sold a property for ?1,000,000 in your area and "Mr Inventedname" is a cash buyer in their office NOW , literally gagging to buy your home - does this spook you ? Get a bit worried when cheap suited young men with windsor knotted pink ties and square toed shoes start pointing out features of your house to a pair of bemused non locals ? Wear a neck brace for effect as well - works wonders
  16. YM is a a term that has been embraced by its users. They prefer it to MILF you are right, most are indeed not "yummy " in the slightest, but let them have their fun. *Mysogonistic Snorky has left the building*
  17. I can get a group discount at Planet Hastings Mini Golf if thats any use - my mate - Bristsh Champion ( recently deposed ) runs it
  18. peckham registry office - no mess/ little fuss- in and out in 30 mins once youve done the form filling The onto thre kentish drovers for a slap up feed of curry and a pint for ?5 I romatically tried to get into the Southwark Nuclear bunker which is situated on vesta road to celebrate the occasion, but the council had once again welded the hatch shut.
  19. It wasnt exactly the wedding scenario that mrs Snorky expected:(
  20. Snorky faced such a challenge - and forked out ?41 for a registry office quickie rather than several thousand quid in lawyers fees to arange a safety net of arrangemnts / trusts etc to try and circumvent to status of being unmarreed with dependants
  21. BUT WHAT WILL IT DO TO HOUSE PRICES ? WHAT WILL IT DO TO OUR EQUITY ????????????
  22. nah, I buy my toiltries from DRUG ADDICTS who steal them from superdrug and hawk them on Lorship lane and NEXT TO SCHOOLS in order to feed their OPIUM ADDICION
  23. I would have went, but I was washing my hair.or something
  24. bad news - get writing to your MPs people!
  25. hahahaha morons Estate agents are not the cleverest are they ?
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