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I've had a brilliant idea. A van with coloured sides with ice cream painted on them and one side cut out from which you can dispense cheap ice cream and branded lollies (or maybe heroin if you are in Glasgow), you could call Mr Whippy or something similar and maybe have a gimmick like loud nerve jangling music to let people know you were outside their house just after the kids had gone to sleep. A sort of Ice Cream van thing. Not sure where the operators would have a sh1t though....maybe it's not a goer after all........

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > XX Crystal Palace (4)...........What unenviable > record do they hold? Highest relegated points total?

Likes walks in the country, pub lunches, rimming, opera and football, leftish persuasion, finds amyl nitrate quite moorish

Saw that too Snorks, hideous

To celebrate staying up....this, any guesses what this table is (not hard) 1. Man Utd (21) 2. Arsenal (21) 3. Chelsea (21) 4. Tottenham (21) 5. Liverpool (21) 6. Everton (21) 7. Aston Villa (21) 8. Newcastle (19) 9. Blackburn (18) 10. West Ham (17) 11. Man City (16) 12. Middlesbrough (14) 13. Southhampton (14) 14. Bolton (13) 15. Leeds Utd (12) 16. Fulham (12) 17. Sunderland (12) 18. Coventry City (9) 19. Wimbledon (8) 20. Charlton (8)

Fulham 0 Arsenal 1 Norwich 1 Reading 1 QPR 1 Stoke 0 Sunderland 0 Everton 1 Swansea 1 Southampton 2 West Brom 0 Newcastle 1 West Ham 1 Wigan 1 Spuds 1 Man City 2 Liverpool 0 Chelsea 2 Man united 2 Villa 0

ugly, frigid, miserable maybe

????'s Mrs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Lampard-Goddard-Pike-Cross - one-touch bearded > > footy* :) > > > > > > *Goddard aside - and Pikey's was a bumfluffy > thing > > as I remember - not like the Viking years of > > Bonds, Lampard, Paddon etc... > > My sister used to go about Paddon's legs not his > beard Bloody browsing on my ipad

,,,Fook me, I'd forgotten just how good the 3rd goal was, about a minute into the clip

i didn't scroll down, t'internet for ya

And whilst I'm on riling up other fans, United on Wednesday, lucky and Rooney absolute crap. Scared of us they were, I thoroughly enjoyed it....

This'll do 2nd game of season, back after promotion, happy days...well night actually

mad=dull as ditchwater

don't be a Dick Mick?

I am not. I am eagerly awaiting Mick's "I hot washed my cashmere sweater and it's shrunk' thread" next week

Absolute garbage. For that crap to re-emerge relatively near to punk was at the time deeply worrying but of course it proved just a random spike of' WTF was that all about?'

There are threads of a satorial nature (SWIDT?) which I take great pleasure in anticipating the input of Mr Carnell. This was one.... he didn't let me down

Even I agree with sj

Never gonna work from you Snorky, 2/10

Yup. That was originally in Sounds in about 1980,being an avid reader then I remember the series a day in the life of (and indeed this very one, it being West Ham) they did a punk, a soul boy (though predictably a northern one), etc. The point my dear PGC is that it was in 1980 or even 1979, West Ham fans in general (and myself too) have all moved on a bit since then, not sure you lot have as much x

Why don't you just go and hit another Millwall fan that seems to work for some of you

PS She got sacked

it's common West Ham language for 'wall, ironically I believe the socially superior habitants of N17 use it to refer to us Hammers with Essex in front

...after all, it threatens their cosy priveliged positions

..it's called aspiration, and middle class socialists have never got it.