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I would suggest a 20 year old

People who go to the Gym are already incredibly smug don't give them a whole load of other reasons for smugness "I rowed the equivalent of Richmond to Tower Bridge in 17 minutes and saved a polar bear"

Surely not Harriet Harman again?

As a cool metropolitan I normally refrain from this thread on grounds of his horrendous provincial tone...however, I saw James Nesbitt at Heston Services on saturday which struck me as ironic

I'm just going to fetch my pitchfork and light my torch and then I'll be with you

I hear Nunhaed is interesting if you're careful

My chimneys need sweeping too

Getting your todger caught in your flies Sean?

Member of Parliament interview... Have you any work experience outside of the backstabbing, political struggle that is becoming an MP? Answer no Have you any intention of putting yourself and your family through the services that you think everyone else should use? No Are you willing to put your expenses and other financial interests to scrutiny in the way that any other employee would have to do? NO Have you any intention of answering any question in a straightforward way? NO Will you accept any blame fot what goes wrong in the way that you willingly accept credit for what goes right? NO Excellent, let's have you running the country

An ex-of mine worked with someone who knew her well...."vacuouus"...apparently, and I ain't seen much to contradict that. Incapable of having an opinion without reference to an 'opinion' manual, professional politician, way out of her depth......sounds a bit like Gordon Brown really......

Personally, I think squatters

So by your logic bignumber, next time I have to go to A&E I should be given a stabvest....yeah, sounds right

....unfortunately *er, joke

A pope's been shot......can't remember when that last happened to a Labour MP......

I dunno for sure but most Labour MPS don't - Live anywhere near their 'working class' constituents - send their kids to any even vaguely dodgy schools inner city schools I ain't a big fan of the tories but at least they don't try and impose 'equality' on everyone else except themselves and their families.....'socialists' in huge hypocracy shocker...vermin, to turn Bevin's description of the Tories back on New Labour

Reading the Guardian obvioulsy would Sean...me, well I sit at the back with my feet up on the seats infront with My Ipod on at full volume reading the Currant bun

Cheaper and worse version of TGI Fridays....at least it was when I last visited in 1994

Personally, I'd recommend Tate Modern, always crowded, kids love running about in the Turbine Hall (pity the slides have gone), the shop's got good arty kids stuff but best of all they, rightly, come up with loud classics like "But that's just a pile of bricks"....."so if we put our cupboard in here mum would people look at that" etc...... PS Also works well with grandparents

you're a long time dead ratty, I'd rather waste a few mins on the bus that hasten my appointment with the Scythed one

Try applying that to Nye Bevin, Oscar Wilde, Wisnton Churchill, That Norweigan commentator or..mohammed Al Fayed....er, well maybe not him but you get my gist

To be honest, I'd rather she was being slagged off for being a useless, vacouus, self seeking, 'professional' politician *pukes, than a someone whose scared (or maybe not) of meeting the general public in her own constituency..either way, the fact that she has any influence on mine and my families life is deeply depressing... ANARCHY

176 from Lordship Lane goes to waterloo or 40/176 to Elephant & Castle change to 63/100 or 45 for Southwark

*stumbles in with can of Stella FUCK ME IT'S QUIET IN HERE *Exits

Tillie the tall Cockney bloke is a West Ham fan of my aquaintance

Moos - I've got a horrible feeling I'm settling down with a pipe. For example, I find Brendan one of the funniest posters on here nowadays and am half tempted to come to the drinks and have a pint and a chat with Sean... ...I only have a crush on Mockney's football team