A man of mischief for sure but I THINK I managed to get you to crack a smile... I mean, every time I read one of your posts I imagine a little lapdog on your... well lap I suppose, with you stroking it and telling it not to listen to the bad people ;-) (that was a joooooke) As for your interpretation - you are bang on with sentence one. After that you let (IMO) a bunch of prejudices colour your thinking.. My interpretation is more like "Isn't it disgraceful when a posh person drops litter! She's like me - I'm partial to a Boden catalogue, organic vegetable and have had a good education too! We are so similar and yet she is a litterbug! She should know better. Oooh now she's annoyed me - I'm going to take the p*** out of her size, for today I am feeling ungallant! I do hope no-one misinterprets these thoughts" (I may have made that last sentence up)