The video keeps appearing on new sites and getting taken down but it is worth tracking down if you can quote: "The video that was shown at the scientology award ceremony when Tom Cruise was presented with the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor in 2006 has shown up on-line, and although it's getting ripped down as fast as it's put up, you can see it here or download it here. If I had to describe it with one word, it would be oh-my-fucking-god. These people are nuts. At one point he says something to the effect of, "when a scientologist drives by an accident, we have to stop, because we know we're the only ones who can help". Um, or feel free to call 911. Because being trapped under a car and then seeing Tom Cruise run up is just about the most horrible mental image I've ever had. I would seriously just fake my own death at that point. " Some highlights Insane laughter at the end Free use of terms like KSW and SP The bit about how he can't go on holiday because "he knows" Random, unexplained pauses that would put Shatner to shame The concept that Tom Cruise has delivered "LOH technology" (Google draws a blank on this) to over 1 million people on earth