Louisa

Absolutely DF. I'm not getting involved. If be the first one to be told to shut up for criticising other members but it's ok to do it for some apparently. This forum has taken a paranoid twist with in-fighting and back biting. For someone new to this forum, God knows what they would think. Louisa.

I've never heard of a pussy being led astray by a gang of ironic hipsters, but anything is possible in bell end village these days. I'd have a cat nap and think what course of action to take next. Louisa.

I don't understand argumentative judgmental people, spoiling for fights, offending, being outrageous. It's just plain trollsome. Louisa.

#friedchickenonabus Louisa.

I don't Salsaboy, I was just guessing! Louisa.

Where are we going am? Any suggestions? Louisa.

Otta I think one of my first pre-registration posts was an altercation with Keef over North Cross RD market! Louisa.

Never mind, onwards and upwards! You parent however you choose, it's none of my business. Or anyone else's business. We've all dropped something precious down the lav. A little pocket sized keep sake of mine was lost a few years ago to the big water. Despite a lengthy drying period and new batteries, it's not been the same since :( Louisa.

Otta it's my forum birthday? I'm so excited!! Can everyone chip in on a bottle of blue nun for me and leave it with the security guard at Iceland? (He knows me personally). I'll pick it up when I pop by sometime this week! Louisa.

sjw as I said earlier please don't take any of this stuff personally, they're just opinions and this is The Lounge, things do tend to slip off-topic. I just think if you created a thread you would expect people to respond to your OP. Louisa.

#poshcheeseontoast (Maxxxi it only counts with a hashtag) Louisa.

That's right Blah, I'm a bawding 47 year old man named John who lives in A one bed flat in Romford. The game is up! Bugger. I better grab my coat. Albert I may have overlooked the poor spelling of one word, but two is unforgivable. "Suspect". Merci. Louisa.

#Iceland Louisa.

*Bob* for goodness sakes get back in the cellar I keep telling you not to rattle my cage on a hangover sunday. Louisa.

That's the trouble *Bob* there's always an excuse in today's society. For one reason or another, someone in there late 20s or early 30s can fall back on the 'house price card' or the 'money card' or any 'excuse not to leave home and stand on my own two feet card'. Excuses, plain and simple, and it's undignified for both the offspring and the parent to play along with this game. Louisa.

Frankito I must admit after a shower and a look back at yet another night of drinking myself to the kebab shop at gone 2 in the morning, I realise that over emphasis on a specific friend is possibly a step too far. She does read my forum updates but she wouldn't know how to post (fingers crossed). Jane I won't apologise, but you can come over for a cheeky bottle of Pinot this afternoon. ArtfulDodger Mr Louisa is fully equipped to deal with my spouts of alcohol fuelled jealousy, on occasion. I don't make a regular habit of checking his facebook but it was in front of me on the laptop, and foolishly I decided to read a certain friends status knowing full well she would be trying to rub my nose in it. But it's just banter, no harm done, she can share my bottle if it helps. And as for Mr Louisa, he can see me naked tanning in the garden come June im sure that's better than apology ;-) Louisa.

I'm already two bottles down numbers, a fine few bottles of Sauvignon from the co-op that was on offer. Some people make me so angry and once I've had a drink I just can't contain myself. I'll regret this tomorrow but oh well. If only it were just posh burgers or fancy tapas. It's much much more extravegant than that and this person knows damn well what pushes my buttons. Well let me tell you Mrs, I'm rather happy and cosy sat at home in my onesie eating milk tray and sipping on a nice white. You enjoy your poached quails eggs on focaccia! B#%ch! Louisa.

If you're not interested don't comment? Nice and simple. Some people. Louisa.

As much as I want to divulge the restaurant names it will give it away if I do - plus it's unfair on those businesses. Let's just say they are on LL, recent and aimed at blow-ins. I understand they're not all strangers, but I often imagine people like my husband who sees the good in everyone stupidly gets fooled into seeing and "liking" these "check-in" statuses further inflating the ego of the attention seeking "friends" even more. Just because you choose to eat in this reataurant and rub it in my face doesn't make you any better than me. It's overpriced crap anyway so good luck to you for wasting your bloody money in there. I'm furious. Louisa.

RPC, Salsaboy can dream on. I've got bigger gardens in posher parts of Bromley to run around naked first. Louisa.

I don't use facebook for this very reason! It's a bizarre concept. Making online friendships and sharing your daily activities with these strangers over a social media outlet. My husband uses this and left it on earlier and I noticed all these "check-ins" many of them from family members and friends of ours in places around the area going back as far as October 2012! Ridiculous. Some people are so sad. I don't care if you read this either Jane, there I've said it! Louisa.

I am absolutely sick to the back teeth of all this facebook "check in" milarchy. Losers with time on their hands telling the world where they are shopping eating or taking a number two! Who gives a f@&k? Some of the most patronising ones are the posh indy restaurants. Get a friggin life and stop showing off and patronising your friends/family/work colleagues. You look like an idiot! Rant over. Louisa.

The best things in life are free SJ ;-) Louisa.

Quids I sadly don't live in bromley! I wish! I once had a row in BK Peckham because my Burger contained no sauce. It was later I realised and appreciated the bacon double cheese doesn't contain sauce and that's a good thing. Louisa.

Just been reading this, great news. I love a bacon double cheese. However, nowhere in London is included in the trial and some really obscure places like Northampton make the trial shortlist! Seething. Louisa.