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I know exactly how you feel PGC. Most of the female cast in Zena Warrior Princess had breast implants. Hardly late Antiquity!

Not so much news but I thought this is incredibly cool.

"All it takes is a good idea and a can do attitude!"

It's out on DVD. It's based on the book by Martin McGartland.

http://www.break.com/index/squirrel-launched-by-airbag.html

"What Wolfie really meant was......... I was so whacked on Stella & skunk that the one eye that was open could hardly see the telly. I will try again next week." It was Kronenbourg actually.

Woof. If I were bestowed the opportunity of eliminating tabloid journalists I'd opt for a far more imaginative method than strafing them with a toy helicopter. I'd much rather incapacitate them. Tie their ankles to the bumper of a 4x4 and drive up and down Fleet street at 100mph. Or if I was feeling really cruel I'd lock them in an air tight bunker with Amanda Platell to bicker over the depleting reserves of oxygen whilst watching them literally argue themselves to death.

"Dressed as a starfish one presumes?" No Mike. I'll be aiming for the "balloon knot" effect.

I saw 50 Dead Men Walking last night starring Jim Sturgess, Ben Kingsley and Rose McGowan. The film is an adaptation of a book by a former informant to special branch betraying the IRA during the 80's. I thought it was an incredibly tense and gripping thriller and the whole cast was in my opinion flawless. The story was completely un-biased as well. I thoroughly recommend it.

No no Mick. I'll simply come as an arsehole.

Don't be such a spoil sport Quids. Can't you and Mick Mac make a joint effort and come as one of those race horses you both follow/loose money on. http://www.fancypantsofbattle.co.uk/wp-content/PantoHorseWeb.jpg

I saw a black kitten yesterday being chased about by it's infant owner. It was engrained in the tyre of an Eddie Stobart lorry.

"All it takes is a good idea and a can do attitude!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJbj1GmU0kA&feature=related

"The Mail's journalists were snouting around Dulwich Park yesterday tring to find the person whose car was hit." I was in Dulwich park flying my remote control helicopter yesterday and the bloke in the icecream van said he'd had Mail hacks poking their nose about.

I saw the first installment last night. I was intrigued and will follow it further.

That sounds like great fun Mockney but at which point during the celebration will a pissed up best man or father in law stagger onto the dancefloor with blood streaming from his broken nose and throw the bridesmaid over his shoulder whilst everyone whispers "Gosh, Rab ca' be such a hanfool onesh he's got a wee maiden in his seets", take her out into the carpark, and monsterously 'pillage' her in true Pictish fashion. Followed by an extensive Police investigation leading to a heavy custodial sentence. I don't mean to be provocative but I've heard that this sort of thing is expected at clan gatherings north of the border. Also, beware of 20 foot wicker effigies.

I could be persuaded to come as Keef. Take no notice of the kazoo, but it is essential.

PR. Instead of sending an expensive gift or piece of handmade tat, send your poorly cousin this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg0FT-1YcmA She'll be indebted to you for life.

I'm going to come as SeanMacGabhan.

PR. I've always found the U.S postal service to be very reliable. During the summer I ordered roughly 5000 paintballs from a vendor in Massachusetts and they nearly all arrived in perfect, splattable condition. I think other forum members would be a bit reluctant to shoulder the responsibility of taking such a sentimental gift to your kin who is ill. What if it got damaged? I also fully sympathise with those who've expressed concern over transporting a package they haven't wrapped through U.S customs. If for example Quids was carrying a package for me through U.S border control I for one would be incredibly hard pressed not to phone ahead to let the A.T.F know that a middle-aged West Ham fan was about to go through customs at L.A X with a brick of 100% pure Afghani heroin even if it was an innocent package such as a bag of winegums. The thought that Quids was about to suffer a full cavity intrusion on behalf of large, tobacco chewing federal agent with a pair of rubber gloves and a feather duster whilst licking his lips would be too much to pass over.

I had a wonderful evening, definitely the best drinks I've been to so far. I met: Tillietrotter, Asset, Lorenzo, Fear n boozin, Keef, Hal9000, Matthew123, Ladymuck, Bookworm, Mic Mack. I also met the veritable Jah Lush. We swiftly swept our differences under a beer mat and left our pistols behind the bar so we could both grow accustomed to the flesh and blood scallywags that we both are. It was indeed a cold night but that didn't deter any of us from having a good time. I spent most of my time in the company of Quids and Mick Mac. We all eventually encountered the raucous and electrifying Ladymuck who was pleasure to talk too. I'm glad I came along.

I've been lumbered with taking delivery of some essential machinery tonight I'm afraid Quids and I'm hoping to be moving during the next drinks but it would perhaps be nice if we could have an impromtu drinks later next week perhaps. I've blown Jah a kiss and it should be landing on his forehead any time soon.

I'm the youngest on here *Bo...Petunia.

Hello MyFamilyDoula. I have a physically demanding job so I'm quite fit, but I'm also alot younger than you. Walking is a great suggestion to kick things of and if you do it daily (I recommend you aim for 2 hours rather than 1) then you wont really need to jog. If you really want to challenge yourself at a comfortable pace then try walking with a weighted backpack, nothing drastic though. Another tip I'll give you is to eat a tuna fish sandwich (if you like tuna) because it's a light and enegetic snack to offer you a bit of 'oomph' to your stride. The above info is what the doctors advised to my brother after he came out of hospital to gently build up his general fitness after spending a few months on his arse. Good luck.

Sorry CS, but after reading your post I couldn't help but think of an even more disastrous version of: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42407000/jpg/_42407556_anneka_bbc203_300.jpg