bigbadwolf

Do you have leccy on the hill? I wouldn't be able to use the internet if I didn't have electricity now would I smart arse.

No problems up on the hill.

Yeruncle.

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Discussion.

Right you lot. This calls for a competition thread!!! Let's get Ted Max to rewrite his version of how he thinks the first chapter of Martine's book should play out. Or if anyone else wants to start a thread (seeing as I've been unfairly banned, again) Then get to it. I think it'll be great fun.

I bet your dad shagged him though.

No Woof, she didn't.

Your local, The Bird In Hand is well rough and I'd stay well clear of it if I were you. A Social Service's jackpot in there.

No I didn't. The Capitol is where all the cool paupers hang out. They have no problem serving you if you're so drunk you can't swallow your drink properly. You can also get away with smoking puff round the back.The place is a dive, but it's mine and everyone else in Fozzy Hill's dive.

I've unfortunately met this twit. My great aunts used to dance at the Rivoli Ballroom that the Luftwaffe could've done a better job on. They then followed him to his glorified shed in Dartford where he crooned and glittered his way round the dance floor. I only met him once but his name would ocassionally come up in conversation at family meet-ups on my mum's side. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00654/Len-Goodman_280_654195a.jpg

"That fragile ego/vanity of yours again..." Sort of, but I just don't want a repeat of last time when you came dressed in exactly the same clothes as me along with the same trainers (bought that day) and the same aftershave. We're lucky I didn't leave with your family Quids.

I'm being genuinely serious here and please don't take any offense. I've been to two forum drinks and they were cool but I'd get very uncomfortable and perhaps angry if someone I'd just met or didn't know started taking pictures of me without asking. I only say this because judging by the angle of some of the photo's some of the subjects appear that they aren't aware they're being photographed.

My Mum is going to the one in Hammersmith Hooch. Do you know a character who calls himself Bill Oblivion?

"but is it THAT surprising? really?" I suppose you're right Sean. I'll probably read something even more astonishing about them next week.

Can we have a "what the f_ck" section please because this is just too far out there. American obviously. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8282356.stm

I've tried my best to rearrange the letters of your username B, but I simply can't find any arrangement that's coherently insulting enough. By all means take your best shot with mine though. I think I should accept defeat on this one.

It still hasn't made you breakfast yet though has it Sean.

Oh and *Bob*. If you'd bothered to spell Esraknaw properly, you'd have achieved your desired palindrome of wa_kers.

The only bottled water I drink comes from an Iceberg that's been harpooned by Japanese anti-enviromentalists and melted down to drink. Who else has drunk bottled water that flowed freely in the last ice age eh? I doubt any of you lot have.

Well I'd actually like to make one serious contribution on the University thread as it happens Huguenot. Apart from that you're welcome to it.

"How do the EDF contingent identify themselves?" They're the one's who can barely walk straight. Quid's has got a beard.

"You'd do well to show a little respect to one who probably knows a dozen ways of currying the likes of you - dog meat." He can run, run as fast as he can but he can't catch me because I'm the Naanbread man