bigbadwolf

"BBW is Admin's Little Puppy." Not by the hairs on my ringy ring ringpiece chief greedy guts!

I know...because I need to know. No I'm not one of admins helpers.

I love how they secretly negotiated a trick and how much twicki would pay if they could keep the lights on without that smug tw_t Buck realising. Brendan. In the next clip can we have twicki returning to their table making a big scene of sniffing his fingers and licking his lips.

Fine. Suck on these apples! http://www.blund.co.uk/adams/robots/killalot.jpg

"Real men prefer a real robot. A man's robot." Behave yourself *Bob*! http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/terminator_004.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Twiki.jpg Biddibiddibiddi, what's up Buck?

Jesus wept you lot.

I know he's responsible for wiping down admins monitor now and again. Why admin can't or wont wipe it himself is beyond me.

Steady on now Daizie. I've fond memories/images burnt into my subconscious of Mel.

"Given the choice between a sun-kissed dark-haired swoonboat, sipping a coffee whilst resting against his Lambretta and blowing you a kiss.." Sorry *Bob* but there has to be something more personal/deeper behind this flattering rendition of a Riviera rent-boy.

The nicest girls on the forum are as follows: Annaj - She's clever, humerous and I bet she's quite fit as well (Sorry BN5). Moos - She's got a lovely telephone voice and I bet she smells great. RosieH - Not afraid of me which makes her good sport. I like blondes as well. Leagleeagle-ish - Has done things in her life that would make my travels pale in comparison. She also likes my rude jokes. ???? - She's got a beard now so I doubt I'll be paying her a visit now. Brendan - Has the best fashion sense out of all of then. Like's the taste of blood as well.

"BTW, don't be so hard on the wolfboy, he only wants to be loved..." I don't by any means mind people making fun of me or prodding me. I just take exception to a jumped up hypocrite sniping at me. I don't want to be loved by any of you (except Moos, annaj and RosieH, obviously) either. Just listened to.

I enjoy the fact that on some (if most) days the about section see's more action than the drawing room. More entertaining in most cases as well.

Fair enough. No hard feelings.

"I am alarmed that this conversation, which appeared to condone the abuse of illegal drugs was permitted to continue in this forum." It wasn't the first and wont be the last. I've seen several references in the past to people on the forum taking coke on a night out or to have lazed the afternoon away with a joint. You've just taken the chance to start on me because you see me as a common target compared to your friends. "One of my biggest fears for my children is that they would take drugs which can cause havoc to their health and personal lives." There are many pitfalls and traps your children are going to face during their upbringing and adult life. I find it a pretty cheap tactic to drag your kids into this argument. Your children could be put in a wheelchair by a distracted motorist. I don't see you jumping down the necks of people that admit to enjoy motoring or indeed, a bit of speed in their journey. There's also a gambling thread on this forum that you've neglected to address the negative impact it could have on your childrens lives. "The manufacture of drugs is used to fund terrorism and is tied up in crime. The use of alcohol is just not the same. BBW doesn't appear to be able to tell the difference between fact and fiction." Your first sentence is undeniably true but the same is so concerning the sale of illegal fake designer goods, perfume, cigarettes etc... I've never seen you accuse someone of funding terrorism for buying a hooky handbag. Alcohol does induce crime you fool. Your last sentence is where the hypocricy becomes too much too stomach. You insist on indulging on an alternate life of excess in your blog. It's been explained to you that you seem to have trouble disearning yourself from the character you promote and the flesh and blood woman manning the keyboard. You seem to have a skewed logic and bring up your own facts and figures when it suits you or the argument/fight you're pursuing. Take Sean's and my advice. Stick to your corner and I'll stick to mine because you clearly dislike it when I bite back and I dislike your constant yet futile attempts at picking a fight. Get a life/grip. Keef: "I do however, question the need for BBW somewhat drawn out tale of his Friday night." It wasn't a tale and it most certainly wasn't drawn out Keef. Certainly not as lengthy as some of the carry-on's I've seen you publish on here. Jeremy: "Yep...Booze, drugs, fight, black guys (cos they think we're cool) But would you expect anything else from BBW? I find this to be one of the most noxious posts on yet another thread dragging me through the mud. Yes I had a drink, yes I snorted some coke. I didn't have a fight. This may come as a stark surprise to you Jeremy but I was brought up round here and went to school where the demograph was pretty much half and half of white British and Black second and third generation of Carribean extraction. I don't see black guys as some sort of fashion accessory that so many others do. Some of my good friends are black or mixed race and they're pleasant company, for me anyway. Georgia: "BBW seems to get away with a lot of things in my opinion, and I think his numerous inane, often insulting threads/posts are ruining this forum" You have absolutly no idea as to how hard my hands are tied. Many others get up to far worse on here, including many of the regulars but because there seems to be a group of friends that stick together, they don't mind some of the truly nasty comments that are bandied about on here against other. You only ever come on here when you need someone to go out for a drink with you. Post some threads of your own for a change if mine bother you so much. Right... Are there any other scathing comments you lot would like to start stirring up? The truth is that anything I seem to do (well, quite a bit) is going to cause some sort of discontent mainly because I don't have a great deal to do with the average age group on here. I'm still actually, relatively much younger than most of you. I'm 25 so I still like to go out and behave irresponsibly and take the odd bit of coke. I'm not a habitual drug taker either. I smoke a bit of pot on the weekends and the last time I did coke before this was many months ago.

I think it would also be fair to ask if any of the ladies that use those really powerful and flamboyant hair dryers are prone to having a snatch as baggy and spacious as a magicians pocket. Just so as we're clear on the equality of this experiment.

"Or is the computer clever enough to work out that 'mess' needs to be beamed out before it makes a mess ...." Well the admin on this forum seems more than capable of clearing up/editing/removing/banning any of the mess I make then I'm sure a computer capable of independent thought would see to rolling it's sleeves up to remove any "holo-jizz" you'd left behind. I hope.

I think it's gone a bit beyond total reconciliation Jah but... Come on DM. I know our sense of humour differs greatly and that we wouldn't make great company in the real world but if you stay to your corner and me mine then I'll see to it that my presence on the forum doesn't send too many ripples your way. I may not get on with you but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't find any of your contributions funny. Some of them are.

"That raises another question, no one on the starship (despite the sexual tension) sneaks off for a quick game of five fingers now do they... gawd imagine the smell if they did environmental controls wouldn't be able to handle it?" What on earth did you think Picard got up to in his ready room? He wasn't chatting to other starfleet and allied commanders via web cam all the time you know Spartacus. He took many sessions of genlemanly relaxation in taking his number one to warp speed to make the bald fella cry. Jesus, keep up.

"Do you ever wonder if they have been enhanced especially for the show ? (i.e. false knocker pads added under the costume)" I hope not. I'd hate to think I'd wasted many a youthful w_nk over such an embarrssing misconception

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"Italian people count the spots and each spot is a wish, they eat aphids etc." Daft Peppe's.

"And don't get me started on inter-species procreation ... I mean do all aliens have 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms and the same genitalia as us ?? Surely if they do then it indicates that there is a supreme being out there guiding the universe (and I am not talking Q) and speaking of which why do all aliens in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect American English ? I mean not one hint of a Jamican twang "yo cptn the ooomans are atacking but dis is one wicked spliff i is smoking man" I mean wouldn't that be as likely as American English...." Good God Spartacus. Do make sure not to leave anything out. "At least I can still dream that Resistance is Futile and just submit to Seven's borg charms (Fnnnr Fnnnrr)" I prefer to take my assimilated piece of science fiction arse by force thank you very much. Not succumb to their robotic suggestivity and knockers.

"I only ask because when a human gets run over an ambulance is called." Very noble. "I wondered if there was a service like this for dogs and cats. Honestly." There is, it's called a Chinese takeaway. Honestly.

"It depends on the size of it . If it was big and hairy i'd probably throw up and call the fire brigade or someone entirely inappropriate." Really Daizie? I'd have thought you'd grown accustomed to things/insects/anatomy/cocks that grew excited when disturbed by curious touching. "By the way, does anyone know what to do and who to call if a dog gets run over and you cant pick it up to take it to a vets yourself?" Call a local Chinese takeaway to collect the corpse. They'll know what to do.