bigbadwolf

Clear off Steve Shaw you c_nt. If any one want's to, they can let Steve know what they think of him by visiting and posting on the forum that he owns/administrates with an unbelievable dose of paranoia and heavy handed censorship. I and others know that he's incredibly jealous of the success the EDF has had seeing as it's much younger than his stale old message board and he's even more pissed off at that members of his forum are drifting over to the EDF and also posting their discontent and dissilution on the Sydenham Town Talk forum. Visit him and his gang of pathetic regulars here: http://www.se23.com/forum/ Anyway, back to the topic at hand... The only time you ever really see an army of toddlers in buggies (we all travelled in one once remember, getting in the way of the ARP warden in some cases) is during the early afternoon on the weekend.

I always fancied sticking my stake up Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter). I wasn't really a fan though, but my brother was.

I thought that in order to sell Ale these day's you had to brand it with a name that contains innuendo as well as it's bumpkin background i.e: Somerset Strumpet. Wobbly Wench. Thumpin' Susan. Screamin' Alice. Wet as ever. Damp n Dewy. Drippin' loike a focked fridge.

I don't watch Eastenders by the way. I can merely here it from across the road.

If he stands in for one of those market trader types in exchange for their vote there'll be an outcry. If he shags Dawn then I'll vote for him.

"I'm starting think I may have created a rod for my own back." I think you may have hit the peg on the head there Ted.

"true dat quids, true dat" ??? I can wait all day Sean.

That's nothing *Bob*! You should've seen the look on BBW seniors face after he asked us what we were all whispering about. "What are you lot up to?" "Nothing. We just thought we'd help out with your experiment in the cellar." "How?" "We took the rubber tube out of the steel drum and plugged it into a different hole." "How long have they been like that?!!" "About 2 days." "Lin!! You and the boys get down the garden NOW!!!!!!"

Tube.

Me.

Long.

Shelf.

You can all thank me (and my dad) for this when the final product is finished. In his email he say's that before you even buy any equipment, which in his opinion isn't a touch on the gear available 10-15 years ago, you should extensively read up on the what type of ale/cider you're attempting. The information you're going to need can be found in "The Camra Guide To Home Brewing". For a paper back this is quite expensive at ?40 but according to my old man it's worth it's weight in gold and would make a great gift to an interested/enthusiastic son. It's got everything you need to know. He's stopped brewing his own because, and you should beware of this, my mum has now forbidden it due to the stench it can give off. He also says that from speaking to friends who make their own Cider then it's best to stick to the medieval recipe's. Take this advice as you will, but I've never done it before so it's second-hand info.

Boris 'n' Babs http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8284316.stm

I knew it.

In other words, liberal democrats.

Good to see the Grauniad at the lower end of the league.

"Who needs the interweb when you've got Ceefax? They've got everything on there, you know." In other words Jeremy, the 'skinternet'.

"The Sun is like a dirty mirror in a pub urinal - into which its readers can have a quick look every day to reaffirm what they already thought was true. I don't mind The Sun. It seems like an honest relationship between punter and publication and I think both are more or less aware of it as such." Very, very well put *Bob* but I think reading the Mail is a bit like pissing all over your trouser legs. You've been there before but felt even more stupid for it the second time around.

"Harsh but fair Keef." So is shopping at Somerfield.

"Bit of a random question- but does anyone have any experience of brewing beer?" My dad and his friends used to brew beer with variable success. I don't have clue how it's done but they had a lot more success with Cider. Brewing beer at home can be an incredibly tiresome experience if you've got a household of energetic kids who're curious as to what all the pipes and pots are in the basement.

What, even if she shopped at Iceland?

Me neither Jah.

You fancy her don't you Keef.

Just make sure you give them plenty of stick when it arrives Ted.