bigbadwolf

Until they ate each other.

Going back to the original topic of discussion, and my question still hasn't been answered. Do you still get cannibals in Scotland who drink the blood of their dead.

I do however think it's hypocritical of them to block extradition proceedings against these criminals. It would be genuinely nice family viewing to see them burnt alive on national television, or drowned.

Asset Although I may be wrong, I find it highly unlikely that any U.S administration would fund any sort of terrorist activities against an ally it needs to keep sweet since we're effectively their biggest aircraft carrier next to Europe, something that would've come in handy during the cold war and is now proving useful in the 'war' against terror. I myself have heard of these accusations, but I think it's more a case of wealthy Irish Americans who sympathise with their bog cousins who're providing the cash for weed killer and sugar.

Yes, I appreciate that it's all a bit of 'mischief'. It's just that there are certain members of this forum that harbour less than honourable racial beliefs who will use this as an excuse to get a blatant yet cleverly manipulated message across. I think Huguenot knows that.

Huguenot, do you have anything better to do with your time than start threads that you know full well could descend (and I predict this one will) into a nasty and genuinely spiteful exchange, and that hurtful accusations of racsism will be bandied about in blind attempts at winning 'the arguement'. I, personally see the thread for what it is. A slightly tongue in cheek yet stirring topic of debate. I'm not accusing you of anything but I'd like to ask that you think before posting what could turn into an upsetting experience that will further put off people from joining the forum and the discusions that take place. I know you could call me a hypocrite, but I never get involved with threads that have the scent of race about them. Except this time.

It's a monthly circular highlighting the particular qualities that south London has to offer. It targets a mainly middle to upper class readership and is mostly filled with adverts. It can be a pleasant read sometimes.

Has anyone actually suffered the barbaric method of extracting teeth on the cheap. My mum has told me that my grandad did it once to my uncle Keith (deceased). He'd employ this savage technique because he'd seen it done on an all to inspiring level when he was in the R.A.F. During his adventures in the skies of the eastern Mediterranian one or two of his fellow airman developed toothache to the point whereby they needed to be removed. Now we all take the notion that tying a tooth to a door and slamming it as a humourous suggestion to an all too painful predicament. When deployed in these remote forward air fields there was an alarming lack of doors to slam. My grandads bombardier developed toothache and their squadron leader suggested and executed an inspiring way of literally ripping the tooth from the unfortunate fellows mouth. They took a piece of strong cord and lashed it to the propeller of an aircraft. They tied the other end to the troublesome tooth. They fired up the engine. Jobsagoodun.

I hear the that the far east is more than happy to accomadate those travelling with dogs. Keep a close eye on your pooch when your hosts mouths start to water though.

Anyway, back to the subject in hand. In this thread Woof has identified himself as the neighbourhood Santa flaws, who thinks it's 'amusing' to drag the area's reputation into the gutter by defacing the facade of his dwelling with decorations from Poundsqueezer. Many people will have passed these examples of poor taste and asked themselves what drives the owners to tar themselves with such a chavvy brush. The answer is simple. Those responsible for this American craze had blatantly poor or tight (Scottish) parents. Upon opening their gifts as children they'd find that Santa had paid them a visit on a shoe string. When they inquired as to why they'd always get a Yo Yo and a Satsuma their parents would claim that Santa must have missed them on his seasonal journey. As adults who've been scarred by Santa apparently poor effort in delivering the goods, they feel it neccessary to illuminate their house as a homing beacon in the hope that Santa will see them and finally make good on his previous oversights and bestow the backlog of gift on them. Don't feel sorry for them.

"BBW, what's wrong with Basildon?! I thought you'd enjoy a night there with the local girls." One of my ex's (Jenny) is from Basildon. I've always held Essex girls in high regard as they've no shame and are always 'up for it'.

I've said this before (several times) regarding dental discomfort, and the results are near instant pain relief. Nicotine patches.

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- that is her in the blue jacket? Isn't it?? Sort of.

Woof's gaff. http://img.hgtv.com/HGTV/2007/12/05/HWTH2-S07-DykerHouse1_w609.jpg

I bet you're one of those attention seeking imbeciles that festoons their property with gaudy christmas decorations aren't you Woof. I bet your house looks like something you'd find in Basildon doesn't it, you new money mincer you!!

This is an all too distant relic of what we should've done when Thatcher was in charge. Lets build another modern one, that'll keep the macscoundrals out!!

I see.

That depends entirely on how much hair you've got under your armpits Lou.

"He manages to get a fair few curries down his neck as well." Well what do you bloody well expect Sean! They're all a bunch of uncouth, knuckle dragging barbarians! I bet Iain 'Menzies' Banks even shovels indian food into his toothless gob using his bare hands.

That's exactly the sort of shabby Jock tactic I've come to expect from a tarten turd such as yourself Ted. I find it disturbingly ironic that Holyrood see's it fit to release a terrorist but wont release a beautiful and majestic animal such as a wolf into it's remote wilderness. It's a pity as I'd quite like to read about grouchy, inbred crofters being bitten by a Wolf.

Do you still get cannibals in Scotland?

"Strange poster" It's a parody of this. http://obeygiant.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/barack-hope-poster.jpg

Mockney, just when I thought you couldn't be more of a prince among men you go and drop this gem in our laps! I've been reading Private Eye about as loyally as I've been reading the Viz. It's hilarious and well written!

Lou, write down every option you've presented to us on seperate pieces of paper. Put them in a hat, close your eyes and pick one at random. Can't say fairer than that.

KFC in Gateshead for the robust ambience and direct, if boistrous, method of serving what in their exact words were a "soft, shandeh drinken, souvan coont".