bigbadwolf

*Bob* you great big shirt lifter you. I bet you've never been man enough or skint enough for that matter to put a bottle of White lightning to your lips. Scottish Courage have got a lot to answer for concerning my liver.

Jeremy and *Bob*. I'll only be impressed by your pathetic attempts at 'through the keyhole' when Mr Grossman makes an appearance.

Elvis. I wasn't born yet. Diana. My brother came and woke me up and told me that she'd wrapped herself round an Arab. Yes, that was one of my Dad's jokes. I was 13. Jacko. For some reason my dad phoned me up in the evening of his death to let me know he'd moonwalked his way to heaven. Yes, another one of his howlers. Incidently, I lost a great deal of respect for my dad when I asked him where he was when Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon. He'd fallen asleep!

You've obviously never been to one of the exclusive ceremonies upstairs in the EDT have you Charlies. I can put you on the list but I must warn you it involves hot wax and grammar evaluations.....not to mention credit checks. You should've seen the state of Mikecg when he failed his.....he went into Anapedantic shock and everything. We still laughed though.

I'm part of the 'you're treading on thin fcuking ice' clique so I suppose that has all the other rude satellite cliques covered.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf - here's something you may find > useful: > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm > > Bob - I bet your house is full of "billy" > bookcases really. With matching K?α?st?r > coffee tables. Jeremy I now see where you're coming from but I'm afraid that your reply to PGC's deco taste contained about as much sarcasm and 'Klippancy' as a Swedish furniture designers sense of humour. If in future you want a post/message to convey a sense of either sarcasm or flippancy then I suggest think a little bit harder regarding the posts content and how it matches/mocks the post you're attempting to get a rise out of as to give us an ikea as to what you're going on about.

That's a bit of an 'about face' Jeremy. I thought you went all in for catalogue furniture.

So he didn't like the leather sofa's and left? Still, plenty more coins down the side of the armchair an all that.

Did you get that partner with a high sex drive in the end dreads? Apart from that leather sofa's can be uncomfortable in summer, but they're wipe clean which must be a bonus for you as well if you catch my drift.

I agree. Put it in the 'whats on in east dulwich' section. That should give this the exposure that it needs.

Rocket - Def Leppard

I'm not in any of the pictures Daizie, still...can't win em all though eh.

Make sure you send us a post card from the workhouse Quids.

I was never really a great fan of Ali G although some bits were entertaining. I didn't like Borat and if Cohen is carrying the same personality abeit tweeking it a bit I probably wont like Bruno either. I find it very sad and all too disappointing when comedians can't see that their material is getting old. Oh and I know I'm about to go slightly off topic here but does anybody else want to see the back of Michael McInytre and the gormless fools Horne and Corden, how on earth did they get their own show.

I bet you're still curious as to who everyone is though eh Daizie.

In all seriousness though...just how many hairs have you got on your arse Legal?

Now now Hona, let them be. Hopefully we'll return to this tomorrow and they'll have all blamed it on the weather or Clapham and moved on.

Thank you Rosie. Any more?

Can you all please stop using these daft emoticons please.

The only thing that really gets my back up regarding Tony is his childish use of emoticons, I hate emoticons and have only ever used them once to mock him. The one I and I'm sure a lot of other hate the most is the one that wheres sun glasses and has a 'dirty Beppe' tash.

It would be a real crying shame if he had to edit his 10,000th post. Take your time Keef but if you do slip up I'll be more than happy to point and laugh.

I think that to post a thread requesting people to be banned is in itself a sign of defeat. I also think that if the adminisrators were to pander to the requests/demands of some calling for others to be banned then the EDF, a forum that I and many others genuinely enjoy, would collapse from within. I'm not really that familiar with SteveT's posts but I find Tony's predictable. Fair enough, he likes to provoke but he is often quite civil in his replies to some very nasty attacks. May I also remind some that this is Britain, not the Soviet Union and free speech is something that this country holds in great regard.

Well wadya know...look what the cat dragged in from the Sydenham town forum.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quids - you are so rough some times - BBW was > having a quiet, reflective moment. Yeah Quids! We should all hold DM in our prayers tonight and ask that she makes a safe and fashionable return...in style.

Yes Quids. The forum you mentioned is intended for the dole collecting blue collared scum that walk about with holes in their shoes.