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I know. I genuinely hope she does come back, she's a good sport and a lot of fun. I simply go too far sometimes.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah - typical cloak and dagger stuff BBW, throw the > media off the scent, but no smoke without fire, I > have heard you were seen in a Heathrow motel with > Mikecg..and his people. I have kept that quiet so > far, but you need to know you have been spotted. > Deny it if you dare. > You may very well think that Mick Mac; but I couldn't possibly comment. > DulwichMum has apparently already joined the new > forum (don't mention the fee, don't want to make > BBW jealous, but it started with a 3!) but she is > on gardening leave, so will be quiet for alittle > while longer.... Why must you mention that Lady...the lady I mocked once too often. Tears of shame have tumbled from my eyes since her departure and shall remain cascading down my cheeks until the day that I'm forgiven. Alas...I went too far on that hallowed thread of sinful and licentious suggestion. I was slapped about the face with her driving gloves, cast into the well of rejection. Come back to us DM. We've even renovated the Quiet room in celebration of your hopeful return.

What Mic Mack say is nearly true. I can confirm that I was contacted by one of Mikecg's people but I declined their offer of ?19.99 to save face. I can't see this imposter forum lasting very long.

Nah, wrong side of the river Hona. Stick to your own back yard eh.

The only spam I get is people offering me payday loans.

So that's where all the lurkers hang out.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As I sit here, with a fine view of Lake Brienz, > and log on to the EDF courtsy of my nice new > Swisscom dongle, I feel as a smug Yorkshireman > (ignores cries of "Is there any other kind?!") I > should remind you all that England usually only > wins the Ashes when captained by a Yorkshireman. > This season looks unlikely to break this pattern. > De haut en bas pronouncement ends. Ecky thump Simon ah think thar might be on teh something thar lad. Ah remember when I were werkin downt pit as a lad. Ah got paid ?2.40 a week an got a pint an a pie at t'end oh thar day an ah were an 'appy man. Bring back steam!!!

Ted. Thanks for getting rid of your tribute to Bono and the gang at the end of your posts. I very nearly lost faith in you. Don't do it again.

I have it good authority that when Roman Abramovich bought Chelsea he a) wanted to furnish it with the cream of European talent and b) make Ken Bates death look like an accident. I believe that for a to happen b took proirity.

Which would be a shame for Mick Mac since he fancies the pant off her.

Quite right Anna. She should be burnt at the stake and buried in a paupers grave.

Without consent from the landowner it's also vandalsim. I'm surprised at you Anna with your position in the community an all. I suppose you'll be running around stabbing wheelie bins next.

Moos. Some of the patterns are indeed very impressive but if you have been taught Surveying like me (not the clipboard brigade but leveling and trig) then it's actually not that difficult to do. Yes, I'm showing off.

My dad is awesome at BBQ's. Why? Because in the commando's he was taught to light a fire Ray Mears style. That's right ladies, with wood and a piece of string! How do ya like them apples eh? However There was that time when he used lighter fuel in 1997-98 and the apple tree went up in smoke. I didn't like the taste of them apples.

I reckon it was Keef. The combination of sleepless nights and a Marijuana habit can make ordinary citizens do wierd west country things.

Yeah Sean.....get your dick out like the rest of us real men!

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was the thought that counted. > > If these days of MTV-munching suckers weeing their > pants at Bruno's 'off the cuff' (ahem) Eminem > stunt, you forget what an actual impromptu > muck-about looks like. Oh and how could I forget! Foul given...team rallies...offender postures...collar goes up...then this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovYWY4Pf9_M&feature=related Shortly followed by this... Make of it what you will.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Phone in for the score on sportslines - I'm not > joking If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times DON'T YOU DARE F..KING LIE TO US QUIDS!!! I used to work with Quids back in the late 90's and it was an open secret that Quids kept a little Philipino boy in a cage under his desk to run errands and perform tasks. Nothing innappropriate mind...just the occasional bet or check on the footie scores...for half a bounty bar a day.

My fault I'm afraid Anna.

Well done Sean. There are a lot of techies who would've taken that as an opportunity to flex their 'smug' muscles but you rose above it. Guys, I think we've got the old Sean back that we all love, cherish and wish would just shut up sometimes.

So, any techies out there who're prepared to help out BN5 with his embarressing download shortcomings/difficulties and not make him feel as if you've just pulled his pants and trousers down in front of the whole school making him look weak and thick.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was the thought that counted. > > If these days of MTV-munching suckers weeing their > pants at Bruno's 'off the cuff' (ahem) Eminem > stunt, you forget what an actual impromptu > muck-about looks like. They just know they're born do they *Bob*. I'll get the ball rolling.

You've obviouly never dined in a builders hut Kel. I've seen porn that's more explicit than watching a Scaffolder eating a bacon sandwich.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW - you, rude? Surely not? > > Whilst a pint of chesnut coloured ale with a > frothy head, supped whilst over looking a village > green cricket match moistens my eyes I'm afraid > that message was written whilst still in my > pyjamas from a terraced house in Peckham. Somewhat > less romantic. Apologies M'lud. Tell Lady Carnell that the boy will be round to refill the coal bunker at tomorrows first light. His sister Hattie will come in the afternoon to polish the brass and silver ware. Your oratory in church last Sunday brought back golden yet saddening memory's of when you'd address the men on Flanders field before we'd wet our bayonets.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This Petunia character is not me. I have no need > of a nom-de-keyboard. > > But I have noticed that Brendan has had a bit of a > thing for petunias in his time. Just saying, like. Quite right Ted. The reason for my most recent banning was for ridicluling his choice in flowers. Come on Brendan my petal, fess up.