Trapped in a packed lift between the 6th and 7th floors of the Habana Libre hotel. The phone and alarm had been ripped off the wall, and floors 3-10 of the hotel were unoccupied, so there was no one to hear us banging and shouting. Quickly became hot as hell, with a particularly panic-stricken bloke trying every switch in the control panel, resulting in the lights going out. Condensation pouring down the walls. People trying to prise the doors apart with their fingers. Genuinely thought I was going to die, soaked in the sweat of 10 strangers, and just didn't want to be the first to faint (the humiliation seemed somehow worse than the inevitable death). After 25 minutes, a propos of nothing, the lift just started working again. Got out at the next floor, sat in the stairwell on my own and allowed myself a little cry. Then I went to the bar and got shitfaced on rum.