RosieH

OED has it either way.

"try and..." "different to..." flassid or flaksid? OED says either is correct; a former lecturer of mine was altogether less laissez-faire.

Funnier bouts of flu you say? Ahh, there's a shame. There is not a single rude thing that I wouldn't do to Stewart Lee. Not a one.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A brilliant post full of anger and bile..... > > ..and then out slips the Guardian reader in post 2 > and spoils it C'mere while I kiss you. Seriously, having been stalked on here by some twat who wanted to report me to the police, I just thought I'd cover my back before the fuzz come round and I've gotta smoke them too. I'm lazy in the cleaning department and I think blood's tricky to get out of cheap nylon rental carpet.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Before I smoke you. Just to be clear, please don't report me to the police. I am not Carter (though I just may be an unstoppable sex machine) and have not the wherewithal to 'smoke' anybody. I'm just going to kill myself.

I used to have a sense of humour back in the day. This forum has made me want to go postal on all your asses and then eat my own head. I read the Guardian and I think PETA are cunts. I like Stewart Lee and I think foie gras is delicious. Lazy cunting wanking pissing cocking shitting mother-fucking Guardian stereotypes from people I always assumed had more than two cocking wanking pissing brain cells make me want to butcher the lot of you and jump up and down on your soggy entrails til they get all good and soupy and I add in a bottle or two of something from the kooky shelf at G&B and sell you down Northcross Road with some roasties and a weird salad. Stick that in your cunting Telegraph-reading pipe and smoke it. Before I smoke you.

Nope, categorically not. Clarkson is a cunt. May is a cunt. That teenage-haired-it's-a-cocking-knockout midget is a cunt. As in many things, Stewart Lee says it best:

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can people please stop putting gang or clown > activity after posts like this? It ceased being > funny in about 2005! It may not scale the heights of hilarity, but, you know, ask a silly question...

Seconded - and I was getting to work for 9am.

He knows his Latin though...

I second clobags - did that journey every day for about 2 years and although it's quicker getting the train (probably by about 15 mins once you've factored in the changes etc) I found that I always got a seat on the bus, so I could read / chill out / plan my day Seldom got a seat on the train, was busy and sweaty and a pain in the arse - so I thought it was worth the 15 minutes fewer in bed to arrive at work feeling relaxed.

For fuck's sake DJKQ, at what point did I say that unless cats are kept indoors, dog owners shouldn't have to keep their dogs on leads at appropriate times? I felt the need to make the point because of the repeated calls on this thread for dogs to be kept on leads or muzzled AT ALL TIMES. Of course wild animals kill other animals. It's natural. Just as it's natural for dogs and cats to attack other animals. What isn't natural is the numbers in which dogs and cats are kept in a small area. They simply wouldn't exist in such numbers in the wild, with the result that their impact on wildlife is entirely disproportionate with anything that would occur naturally. Something has been done about dogs causing problems, and I have no problem with dogs being on a lead on the road. I do have a problem with dogs being on a lead or muzzled in a park. If we're going to accept that we can all own a pet, then we need to accept that those animals need to thrive, and that means dogs can run about and pant and lick things. Nothing however has been done about cats causing problems to other animals. Perhaps in your world DJKQ, only domesticated pets count, and so we shouldn't care about any other animals, but I'm sick to the back teeth of cat owners calling for dog muzzles while not giving a crap about the millions of animals killed by cats each year. This is not in any way to do with Steph - what happened was horrific and she has my greatest sympathy. If the owner of the dog can be found, he should be criminally prosecuted and the dog should be removed. It is a response to anyone who thinks cats have some superior right to roam, and that dogs should pay the price for it. I'm asking certain cat owners to consider their hypocrisy in turning a blind eye to their own pet's behaviour while asking for others' to be curtailed. I'm with Chris Packham on this http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/natureuk/2012/06/changes-for-cat-people.shtml

I'm assuming all the people on here calling for dogs to be kept on a lead at all times also feel cats should be kept indoors, or also on a lead? Either that or they don't feel the 55 million songbirds killed by cats every year deserve their pity (I figure frogs, mice and rats haven't a dismembered leg to stand on in this particular argument). This was a horrible thing to happen, awful and upsetting for Steph, and hideously irresponsible (criminal?) of the dog owner. However while we keep pets in such numbers and in such close quarters, such events are sadly inevitable. The best we can do is for ALL pet owners to act responsibly to prevent animals acting according to their nature, resulting in needless killing.

I just picked up this little beauty for ?2.99 in the Co-op http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow Tell me that isn't awesome.

That's coz we're all dead clever, innit?

He is a smart political operator and a total cunt.

yesyesyes - BRING BACK THE BENDIES

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > El Pibe's got the nuance i especially dislike spot > on > > > "So he says, like, 'where are you going?' and i > say, like 'I'm like going downn the street' but > it's obvious because I'm like going down the > street. I'm thinking like er is he stupid or > something" No no, Quids, Pibe's talking about the usage where "like" actually replaces "said". In your example, "so he's like, 'where are you going?' and I'm like 'I'm like going down the street,'..." It's an abomination. And I too am guilty.

Please, just don't call them Boris buses. I may have to blow my brains out.

"pert rubber titties"? I think I'm going to throw up.

McDonalds ice cream is made of potato. Unilever employees get free Ben & Jerry's at work - but only up to 2.30pm (obesity is a serious health issue in the western world). BrandNewGuy doesn't know how to make ice cream.

Unusually, I'm with Huguenot on this one. There's nothing whatsoever in there that classifies it as muck. Milk, cream, eggs, sugar = the custard ice cream is made from. The cocoa and fats would make up the cookie dough. Is it the emulsifier and stabilisers you have a problem with? Well sheesh, I'd hate to see the response on here if someone were to buy an ice cream from a name manufacturer and it split.

Does anyone know how long her son attended the training academy? Does her daughter not count? Would it be possible to form a government from backbench MPs whose only interest was their own constituency? Can anyone posting on here name a single electable politician they feel meets all their requisite criteria? Who'd be a politician?

Is Brockley a long way away? I want to meet the Rib Man. He should perhaps be my husband.

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RosieH Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > They queued because they are paid to. > > > > Bog standard PR stunt at the launch of every > new > > must-have video-game / Harry Potter book / > Virgin > > holiday sale / pretty Apple whatnot. > > > > Gets them in the papers, dunnit. > > They what happens........are they given one free? At that price, hell no. Maybe bunged ?50 or summat (at least, that's what I used to budget for hard-up students, though there are now professional rent a crowd agencies who charge considerably more, but can get you the right 'look' of person for your queue). There'll still be a few genuine nutters in there though.