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Knitted cupcakes (as if a national obsession with this insanely overrated confection wasn't bad enough - knitted ones for ladies who just lurrrrve cake, and probably ponies and kittens too, but don't want to take a hit to their dress size that might be caused by actual pastel frosting). Who buys this shit? Whoever you are, just stop it. And adverts that tell you, yes, you still can be beautiful / and or dance, in spite of your vile monthly bleeding. ("Who said protection can't be beautiful?" I'll tell you who said that. No one. No one bloody said it. Because that's the most stupid thing ever written by an advertising copywriting moron EVER.) Are these from the same people who used to advertise scented sanitary towels by showing a bumpy train journey where a woman inadvertently thrusts her groin into a man's face and thinks, oh no, he can smell me? Vile vile vile, misogynistic wankers. Didn't Just 17 put us straight on this shit when we were 12? Fuck off Tampax and fuck off Always you fucking fuckers.

If a troll, he should have done his research and known that we drink prosecco these days, not cava

I think they're not that impressive this year. I've barely even noticed them. Definitely a "could do better".

Well that'll learn me to abjure the use of a punctuation face. Was an attempt at humour. I actually find tories to be more skilful than their lentil-munching labour counterparts with a riding crop and a pair of galoshes. It does present me with a terrible dichotomy, to be sure.

Have you tried scouring while simmering with the non-bio? Requires a certain degree of heat proof hand covering, but once helped me save a pan I thought beyond redemption. May have been entirely in my head, but there seemed to be a synergy in the simmering swirl that yielded results. Long handled brushes recommended.

Oh no, just hide them in your basket under a copy of the Telegraph.

I blame the nazis. First Torchwood, then Dr Who, and now Barry Road? They're like the bloody Bee Gees.

What a superficial oaf you are maxxi. Ugly?? Putting some labels on yourself there sir. I'd have likened it to sex with a tory: dirty and wrong, a sound thrashing the MSG of the physical act of love. For those few, sweet, heady seconds, you believe yourself equals, there's nothing so very, very wrong with it really. And after all, no one need ever know. But then, after the after-glow comes the realisation that you have debased yourself for the hydrogenated fat and massive salt intake of a moussaka that isn't even authentic (where are the bloody aubergines?) And you need to shower and brush your teeth.

masturbation? I blame the nazis

Everyday Easy indeed, red devil

Seriously, is there a sex drought in East Dulwich at the moment? Some people need a night in with their special grown ups' magazines.

What was that Brand New Heavies track?

Asparagus? At this time of year??? Nette, for shame!

Mirrors!

What Otta said! Frailty, thy name is Carnell. (I was going to put in a punctuation face there, but found in the end, I just couldn't do it. So you know, big love there, big man).

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frankito Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I love Sainsbury's Chicken Tikka Masala - the > best > > of the curry ready meals in my opinion and a > > welcome mid-week treat. > > > Nutrition > Nutrient per 100g per 550g (pack) > Energy kCal 160kCal 870kCal Energy kJ 665kJ 3,645kJ > Protein 7.3g 40.2g > Carbohydrate 16.6g 91.2g of which sugars 3.6g 19.6g Fat 6.9g 38.1g > of which saturates 2.4g 13.4g Fibre 0.6g 3.3g > Sodium 0.3g 1.4g > Salt Equivalent 0.6g 3.5g > > > Not exactly an healthy option... :( 550g is a strange pack size - presumably to serve two - standard ready meal for one is around 350-400g. Therefore not as unhealthy as those stats suggest.

What PipD said. Hasn't that been shown to be the safest option, because then everyone's more safety conscious?

You're bored? Oh give it a rest.

NO STRAFER, IT'S FECKING DAFT. IT'S POLITICAL HEALTH AND CORRECTNESS GONE MAD. IT'S LIKE THE NAZIS ALL OVER AGAIN.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here you go > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5 > ,20,20#msg-20 > > Thinking about it, they were more naive times, > when 4 pages was considered a protracted > argument!!! Brilliant, thanks for that Monkey Piers: most enjoyable. I also enjoyed this, which explains why Hughie and I will never be married in spite of my ardent desire; man he's a rabid cross-patch on the subject of all things 'women': Awesome.

In place of the fruit and veg greengrocer giving a good alternative to supermarket shopping do you mean?

twitterverse in lack of irony shocker original poster in onanistic frenzy shocker EDF in self-referential orgy shocker It's like a bad Robbe-Grillet novel, or is it Pop Will Eat Itself?

Oh yeah, am dufus. Had assumed some kind of bizrro named footballer. Though to be fair, it's only boys who seem to hero-worship The Dude.(I still would though)

What's a Bunny Lebowski?

This is Hardcore - Pulp If You Don't Wanna Fuck Me, Baby Fuck Off - Wayne County Honaloochie Boogie ? Mott the Hoople