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. Gah, stupid fingers. It's nonsense. Go Sean. womp womp.

32.1 linear metres. Really? That's awesome. Big up Fuschia!

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > nancysmum Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > someone else had all their tyres let > > down. > > > > Just thought you should all know so that you > can > > stay safe. > > xxxxxx > > Not being funny, but how are we supposed to > prevent someone letting all our tyres down, unless > we have somewhere to park the car other than the > street???? > > :-S Try letting the air out of the tyres before you go to bed (don't forget to remove ALL valuables from the vehicle as well!). When you wish to use the vehicle again, simply re-inflate the tyres to a safe and legal pressure (this may vary according to vehicle / tyre combination; see manufacturers instructions for full details) and drive away. Happy motoring - toot toot!

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whilst out running this morning, in Dulwich Park, > I saw a lone man with a large camera. And he had a > dog. > Perhaps the good Burghers of ED ought to know. > Should I start a thread about this? Mmmmm, burgers. I had a lovely burger at Brockwell Lido today. Then I took some photos of my friend's son. (Just declaring an interest - my friend is the owner of the new Lido cafe)

Don't hold your breath, Mark. If beaver14 (what is that? Some kind of TfL fantasy, role play call sign? Is Nigel 'Goose' to your 'iceman'?) is actually a bus driver and does hate his/her fares as much as he/ she profeses to, I think the most you can expect is downtrodden look and a surly attitude. In which case you shouldn't be disappointed at all.

When are you 76 then, Jah? I had you down as chap in his prime...

thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr Administrator > > Following you PM this is my last post I?m starting > to feel like the Wicker Man on East Dulwich > Island. Flounce of the week. Is thebeard nothing more infact than a 'bearded clam'? > > > > Tata

'Genetically, paedos share more in common with crabs than they do with you or me' Fact. As broadcast on Channel 4 some seven or eight years ago.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > eh??? do we? Anything to back that up? Don't be ridiculous, Sean. Why is proof needed when paedos are literally running the country. Get some perspective man!

Lenk's obsession with Nasty Nigel is a strange one. Would Penk have had the same feelings for him? I somewhat doubt it. Bring back Penk.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > - A battery that LASTS. And I don't mean just 30 > mins listening to your Best of Keane on the train > in > Tell me I'm wrong..... You're wrong. Everybody knows the Best of Keane needs at least 45 mins...:X

Kinky. Did you go to a public school?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He called me by my first name. He remembers all of > his flock past and present and he even asked after > my brothers. When he was sworn in as headmaster > when I was 13 he openly cried on stage but the > school thought nothing less of him and the > applause was literally deafening. > > He wouldn't run away from me and whenever I bump > into him I still feel as though I'm in uniform. What kind of uniform? A wolf in Sheep's clothing?

Well done, Mick Mac. Pint?

Where's ???? when you need him?

Is the cat occasionally disguised as a clown? If so, I may have some *interesting* information for you.

Which half do you want naked, James? (Were your friends really racially abused? That's really disappointing if true as I know a good mix of people drink in there. Hope it was a rare occurence - it certainly doesn't represent the pub and the majority of it's punters). Can def recommend the Guinness accompanied by an excellent cheese, onion and salad roll and a packet of salt and vinegar.

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw a few crab sticks and jellied eels on the > bar when I was in there. Didn't really fancy it. Commonly known as the 'Nunhead Nigiri' I believe.

Yak Ballz - YBTV (from Scifentology 2)

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > it was angry nigel protesting against clowns.

Disgusting behaviour. Should be banned.

thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why not give NIGEL an Electric bus limited speed > of 30mph and cables overhead, which would stop him > driving like a loony, would also be green maybe > it?s the diesel fumes driving him and other > londoners nuts. Would it stop him acting like an arsehole though? No.

I heard it was going to be a Waitrose.

ED FTW.

lenk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm amazed you all manage to have so much > interaction with a bus driver. > > I've said at most 4 words to a bus driver in my > life. > > They like it that way. > > Do them a favour and have your Oyster ready / > correct change next time, and marvel at how > smoothly everything goes. What were the 4 words, oh enlightened one?