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Kung Fu fighting - Carl Douglas

Baby Got Back - sir mix-a-lot "I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny.."

Mount Sinai at sunset Diving at Ras Mohammed, Red Sea that succulent roast chicken in latest M&S ad! Gary Dourdan (CSI Las Vegas)

there's a guy at work who constantly impersonates that Bulldog from the Churcill adverts. Now it's in my head and I can't stop saying "Ooohhh Yaaaeesss" everytime someone asks me a question!!

This post has just reminded me. To the idiotic cyclist (if you view this forum) who thinks he is above the law when it comes to stopping at RED lights. You jumped the red light at junction of Forest Hill Rd/Wood Vale last Tuesday around 6:30pm when it was my right of way. I almost ran you over. You then proceeded to do it again further down the road and you were almost run over by a car exiting Dunstans Rd. Red lights apply to both cars and BIKES you stupid prick.

Trinity, you and I obviously have EXQUISITE taste sweetie darlin wot wot wot. Unless they have painted the house pink pebble dash, put up lace nets, and installed 10 satellite dishes in the past week, then Pearcesa you have definitely seen the wrong house.

obviously not the same house we've seen..either that or someone got a touch of the green eyed monster....

on the subject of detached houses in ED, there is a stunning house on Colyton Rd that is being refurbished - think it could be number 5? Lovely house, lovely road and overlooking the Rye - the owners are very lucky!

grabot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To wade back into the dog debate. I have always > been curious about the owners of bull terriers. > Perhaps they can be lovely dogs, but there are > many breeds that can be lovely: Shitzus, Bichons > etc. The difference with these dogs is that when > they freak out they are unlikely to cause any > serious harm. Why would someone take the risk of > buying a bull terrier when they could buy a > relatively harmless dog? In a given set of > circumstances I would have thought that any animal > has the potential to attack. Tigers can be > lovely, and moggies can be vicious, but I know > which one I would rather have in the house with my > young daughter. > > I guess that I am missing the point somewhere. I > would love to know what the point is. It's about preferences. There so many breeds out there, and as much as I love most dogs, I only really favour the big breeds, like Mastiffs, German Sheps, St Bernards etc. I couldn?t imagine owning something like a Pekingese or a Shit Zu (sorry Shih Tzu)! I do understand your point though on why you would want to get a dog that is seen as potentially an agressive breed. having said that, some of those toy dogs can be little sods at times too!

Maybe the 'dog license' law should be re-instated and properly regulated.

Dear all, I've attached a Word doc with some tips/advice that I extracted from various websites. Whilst I know that some of the advice listed may not be feasible to act out in time/may not have any effect, but some of the tips may prevent an attack from occuring in the first place. Would also like to add that whilst most of the breeds of dogs carrying out the majority of attacks are Staffies or Rotties, we shouldn't assume that this is the nature of all those types of dogs. As a Mastiff owner, I do get a few worried looking people when my dog walks past them in the Rye, even though the most he'll do is slobber all over you! Yes, be vigilant, but please don't stereotype.

here I am Jah..(well one of the girls anyway) I was just adjusting my fig leaves accordingly but am ready for you now...

not tonight darling.. (sorry three words)

There u go KK me old china, you can borrow my fur coat made with Orangutan hair. *jumpinjack saunters off and eyes up bottles of Hock and Black Tower - who the heck brought these??*

I have a lot of respect for Haye - seen him live a few times and both times KO'd his opponents with the first two rounds (although admittedly they weren't big names!). Let's hoping he's our next Lennox..and not Audley!

*JumpinJack enters room (for very first time) with giant spoon...*

spot on Keef, although I doubt he could beat Roy Jones Jnr (having just about beat Hopkins). Bring it on though!

you mean the judges? There was none of that last night!

Anyone else who watched the Calzaghe/Hopkins fight think that Hopkins was robbed? As much as I like Joe Calzaghe and wanted him to win - he didn't deserve to.

Szechuan Spice crisps from Walkers Sensations range - OH MY GOD! Sitting on sofa eating huge pack with goldfish bowl sized glass of Rioja - life don't get much better...

PGC - very curious, why the aeroplane phobia?

Not intending to direct this at anyone in particular but wanted to get my 2p's worth! My partner's son was educated at Dulwich College and now aged 22 (today in fact) he is one of the most polite and nicest young men you'd ever meet. And yes a lot of that is down to his parents and how they brought him up. I can happily say the same for some other kids I know that go to Alleyns - and the kids in my family that go to state schools. If you can afford to educate your kid privately then that's fine - if you can't then that's fine too. As long as they have some manners and grow up to make something of themselves, where they attended school shouldn't matter. Know loads of you will probably feel the same way.

I use that bus lane every day to go to the gym at the footie ground and never experienced a problem. Hope there isn't cameras - otherwise I have some serious fines to pay!

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http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article1271972.ece