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Could I tentatively suggest an alternative date?... Ignore this is everyone else is happy with the 12th, but could I also put forward the 26th November? (As I have only been to one - please don't let me sway it if everyoen else prefers the 12th)

Glad to see St. Reatham is up there - Classic

Why is everyone calling it "Candy"??? We're in the UK... Call them sweets for God's sake! :)):)):))

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mick Mac Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Ambivalent? really ? > > Well perhaps not, but I was doing the grumpy old > women, cake, periods, willies thing. > > VBC, I disagree on the lack of beauty, but will > keep my counsel and stop fannying about and do > some work. Possibly. I'm almost... "almost" intrigued to know Who's and how???? >:D<

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ambivalent? really ? I hate to break it to you (I am assuming you are male) - but I think most women are. there is no beauty in the object itself, but maybe in the effect it produces :-$

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People living comfortable lives, moaning about > minor irritations when people are sufferring all > kinds of war, starvation and other deprivations > all over the world. May as well shut the whole forum down then hadn't we ;-)

My gripe has to be child related, and I am a little reticent to write this, as being a non-parental, and can only imagine in my worst nightmares what it?s like. But... Kids in Sainsburys!!! All I want to do is go in there and trundle about with my mini-trolley, music on, my list in hand and do my shopping. But you just can?t seem to move for kids. But it?s not all kids in general that are the problem, it?s the fact that they just scurry about, crashing all over the place like it?s an indoor Goose Green Climbing Park! Only the other day I had some little thing go crashing into my trolley (I was stationary) only to have her father glare at me as though I had hurt his poor precious. This was the same ?brat? had spent the last 30 minutes since I had been in Sainsburgs screaming ?I want..., No, I want...!? and running down aisles. I know it?s hard to control kids, especially multiple kids. But these kids seem to think they own Sainsbury?s and it?s their own personal gym. I would like to write more, but I think I might get a restraining order.

Anal bleeaching was not the topic that first popped into my head when we discussed this thread on Sunday, and now reading on a dreary Tuesday. But I have to say, you have got my in fits of hysterics already. My colleagues think I have morphed into Mutley >:D

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just remember to keep your hands off the ball in > footy and your feet off the ball in Netball....or > it could get messy >:D< Ha ha ha - i have to be honest, it did cross my mind whether this would be a great idea or a totally awful idea doing the two sports, as I am not the most co-ordinated lady. but my heart is with the football, so it is up to the netball to prove it's worth...

Hey PR, Well, try as DJKQ might to totally wreck my body and have me in a full cast by the end of the year. The sadomasochist that I am, loves it! I just can?t believe that I have spent a larger portion of my life behaving like such a big fact lazy lump, until now. So in for a penny, in for a tackle to the ankles from the feisty Michelle B, I say :))

Ooooh, Netball. I think I would like to give this a go?

Mr VBC telling me that he has just quit his awful job! >:D<:)-D

especially when you have The Gowlett

Weegee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wonder what will open up in its place? Maybe a > large version of Adventure Bar ------------------------------------------------------- I can barely contain my excitment ::o

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > VBC is also to be found in Kebab and Wine > investing in a spot if sustinance later on in the > evening, when nobody is watching... > > There is the Curry Club too. ------------------------------------------------------- I don't deny it - Kebab n Wine's Spicey chilli sauce runs through my veins!

Hey Fairy and Squirrel, Glad to see you on here and making the effort - not the easiest thing to do in a new place. Especially when some of the more "'experienced" posters on here know how to rattle a few cages. No worries though, the majority (even the curmudgeonly codgers on here) are very nice in person ? I was going to say ?flesh? but I wouldn?t get that close! I?m 29 but behave about 12 most of the time, so I don?t really think the age thing matters on here. Just find the things that interest you and give them a go. So far I have Joined a book group, left a book group, trooped down to the Bishop on Snow Day and got p!ssed with the forumers, followed with peeps recommendations to the Gowlett?s amazing pizzas, joined a Spanish language group, been out for forum drinks and now throwing myself about a field in an attempt to kick a football about with DJKillaQueen and many other lady forumers. Personally, there isn?t really much of a ?hang out? scene here. I like to party (too much sometimes) and head over to Claam for that. But that doesn?t say there doesn?t have to be without a little bit of effort on our parts. Forum drinks can be good ? there is a good mix of people, I have met some lovely ladies about my own age/younger/older. Best to have a few glasses of brave before you go to that though... if you are a drinker of course. But if you have any ideas then just put them forward... And if any of the forumers try to pee on your parade, tell them to sod off! >:D< Hopefully see you out and about soon

On the National Rail site it is saying that the last train is 23:48 as normal. However there is a note on twitter saying that some of Southerns routes will be ran down and closed early this even. No clue as to which however!

SMBJones Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear all > > As you can appreciate the weather is really bad, > during the day when they were clearing snow it > became a wasted exercise as snow kept falling. > Last night I had teams out at 1am and 4am to clear > as much ice as possible, ... .... Again accept my apologies on behalf of Southern > Railway for the inconvenience and issues being > faced. > > Regards > > Barry Jones > Station Manager > Streatham Hill Area/London Bridge ................................................................... All I can say to you and your team is well done and it is all much appreciated. And once again, no need to apologise, you didn't invent snow and ice! :))

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Q: What's the difference between cancer and a > cow? > A: Max Clifford can't milk a cow. SERIOUSLY SICK... Please don't look unless... erm, well, you can't help yourself...

So what does Britain have to compete with Michelle O and Carla B?... (This could take a while... ah hem, forever!)

SEX PANTHER - 60% of the time, it works every time

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yay! My first appearance in LOL Posts - I'm very > proud and am now going to be thoroughly obnoxious > and peacock around for at least a week. Well at least 6 days... on the 7th day, even God rested! It was an amazing post, Moos. I haven't laughed that loud for that long in ages - brilliant!

Haircuts. ?40 for a dry trim, where she only took off about 1cm of hair. I could pay a kid at playschool 50p and get just as good a haircut.

My mantras of the moment: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're a good person, is like expecting the bull not to attack you because you're a vegetarian. and Everything learned in life can be summed up in three words: it goes on.".

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