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I walked into the the newagents today to find the magazine rack covered wall-to-wall with Cheryl Cole. Now this woman drives me mad. How can anyone admire a woman who (allegedly) racially attacked a woman, (allegedly) slept with most of Newcastle United and is famous for what? Singing a little bit and wearing clothes. Where is there anything to admire in that? There are more that I can mention: Kate Moss Peaches Geldof With more young girls knowing the WAGS than any female MPs and their life ambition to be a model or a footballers wife, are there any people in the media that you think set a really bad role model?

Yes but think of how many different shoes you'd get to buy before you came close to men's gadget and car fixation. B)

Yes, I know we as ladies shouldn't be surprised anymore. But it's just beyond our rational comprehension.

Why is it only men who fancy cartoon/computer generated figures? You boys are weird! I've never met a woman so far who had a crush on He-Man, for example. Or am I wrong? Any women out here fancying cartoon figures? Edit: DOH! just found the other thread...

After a night out I was complaining to Mr VBC about this rude guy who was out with all his mates. They looked like they were having a good time, apart from this guy, who was spending most of his evening ignoring his mates while tapping away on his blueberry!

Now I know this is totally wrong, but... Johnny Vegas *walks away head hung in shame*

georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > John Nettles. Yes, seriously. So does my mum! but in his Bergerac years!

My sister was chatting to me the other day and talking about how she went on a date with this model. And the conversation turned to their day-to-day lifestyle, his being infinitely more glamorous than my sister's. "yes, so I started telling him about work and netball, but in comparison to his life in LA, mine seemed so b-anal" Yes, as in the the retentive variety. Not quite a malapropism, but it made me slide off my sofa in fits of laughter... Particulary when she told me that that was the exact same phrase she said to him. And yeah, there was no second date!

I agree with bringing them inside if possible, with the obvious proviso of not handling them if you can at all help it. Are they in a hutch? Can it be bought inside complete? Best not to disturb the nest, as this can really upset the mother and her ability to look after her babies. And keep feeding the mum, as said above. Unfortunately the mum will kill them them if she feels she can't look after them, which maybe why the other two died. Also young rabbits have a propensity to do this more with a 1st litter. Just nature's way. So best to leave her too it where at all possible. Good luck

Realising EXACTLY where you left your ruksack on the train... And wondering how many little pieces a pair of Nine West Stilettos can make when blown up by the bomb squad!

It's a terribly old joke - but someone told it to me again over the weekend. And the child in me couldn't help but find it funny. :)

I have a bar-back! *mwah ha ha* (evil laugh!)

yeah, they should watch out when they ask for mayonnaise ;-) (No - I would never!)

People who stay in your bar for hours and hours on end, make a sh!tload of mess, click their fingers at you to order food/drinks, spend nearly ?300+, swan about ordering expensive drinks and buckets of chanpagne... ...and don't leave a single penny tip!!! I hate our non-tipping culture!!! But not everyone, I must add. To compensate we had a delightful group who not only tipped, actually behaved like civilised human beings, even after drinking us dry of all our red wine.

We have been laughing at less accurate horoscopes since 1963

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > you are not alone VBC. I mean, I knew what he > meant but wondered about typos... Thinking about it... I think I preferred what was going on in mine (and other's) head. Can you imagine those kind of adverts, voiced over by Barry Scott (?) all day! Ha ha "Look how clean this penny is..." Ohhhhhh, I think i'd best not go to that dark place in my head...

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Crona Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > watching "cilit bang" adverts all day... Thank GOD I went back and re-read this properly!!! :-$

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) > > Are you sure you don?t want your indecision to > hold you back? A p!sstake maybe... but right now it's pretty accurate :-S

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > * hops off large steed * > > * takes one glove off and slaps Keep once on each > cheek * > > > > > > * a "dignified" exit follows * Keep

send in a photo and we'll see what psychic viebes we get!!!

Joe returns to the doctor to get his test results: The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said,"Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? " "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you , I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes Dear Tony, but we've already established the > daily horoscopes are bullkak. > > VBC - yes I am, let's be friends Oh YES! Lets! :)-D >:D<

I'm hoping most of you won't be offended: Gary Glitter is on his computer when he hears his front door slam. His girlfriends marches in glaring at him and screams, " That's it! I have had enough! I'm packing my bags and I'm getting out of here!" He follows her into the bedroom as she storms about throwing clothes into an open suitcase. "But why!?" he asks. Seeing him in the doorway, she stops. Hands on hips, she glowers at him and retorts, "I've come back from my psychotherapist and she told me that you are a peodophile!!!!" To which he replies.... "That's a big word for an 8 year old!"

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/spotlights/2008/rtuk_feature_hellboy_fullsize_03.jpg These are the kind of fairies you don't want to mess with: Tooth Fairies