Jah Lush

The last mosquito that bit me is receiving constant round-the-clock treatment in the Priory Clinic.

You're not paying attention are you. Having you been over sampling your wares?

I agree but apparently Carrick informed the FA in January via his agent that he no longer wanted to be considered for an England call-up but I sure he could have been persuaded.

He shouldn't have taken him on in the first place.

Why the buggery fcuk is Jordan Henderson on standby for England if Lampard doesn't make it? He's had a crap season by anyone's standards. Roy Hodgson seems to be having a bit of a love in with Liverpool's players - Johnson, Downing, Gerrard and Carroll have all had very mediocre seasons. Why not Micah Richards, Adam Johnson, Aaron Lennon and Peter Crouch. All of whom have performed better over the same period.

That's not the point. The point is he hired him after numerous warnings not to.

His house in up for sale. Packs of paps outside his house this morning.

I don't think so. I think the Liverpool fans will give him a chance. He and Martinez both have a very good footballing philosophy. Though they may have wanted a bigger name. Only time will tell.

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hugo, *yawn*, I've been asked this question before > and my standard response is I prefer to play > football rather than supporting a team. Hmmm... do you still play then? Will you admit who you support when you stop playing? I think that is a bog standard excuse for not coming out and admitting what team you support. Everybody who follows football supports a specific team. I expect you'll be the exception to the rule though. Anyway..... back to the Euros. Ummmm...... not much to report really apart from Birmingham City's keeper coming in for the injured Ruddy. What a ruddy shame for him.

Makes you think what might of been if certain players had avoided injuries or less players were injured at any one time or another. Would Man Utd have pipped City for the title or would Tottenham Hotspur have clinched that crucial third spot ahead of Arsenal? Premiership Injury League

"He's only beaten David Seaman in goal." Well, quite. Nayim from the halfway line springs to mind and Ronaldinho's free-kick at the World Cup as well. Good goal though.

I've done similar. An ex-girlfriend of mine who I hadn't seen in a while turned up at one of my local watering holes back in the day. She'd put on quite a few pounds and I was a bit tipsy and I said something along the lines of "Hello darling, blimey are you pregnant, when's it due?" "No, she said almost bordering on tears. "I've been very depressed recently and I'm on anti-depressants and they have made put on a lot of weight." I'd have been quite happy to have been swallowed up by the earth right then. Doh!

England out early. Germany V Spain final. Germans clinch it on penalties. Bastardos!

Take her down the pub. Get her a bit tipsy. Go for a curry. Baby drops soon after. Hasn't cost you an arm and a leg. Everybody's happy.

The menu looks bloody good though. Mmmmm.... nom nom.

The Blue Afternoon by William Boyd.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's scary how 8 years have passed so quickly!..I > remember seeing him play for Marseille v Liverpool > and thinking he looked a top player then. Me too. He was very much a leader there. I'd have more respect for him if it wasn't for his diving but have to admit he's been a top player for Chelski.

Drogba's from The Ivory Coast.

Pah! I drank from 3pm to 8am this morning and I still feel shit.

There are no Gods, only religion.

On a scale of 1-10 what's yours like? I'm about a 7 today. Haven't made it home yet and feel like death. Oh! is that the time? Pubs open.

Bollocks!

Indeed. Come on Bayern!

Bomb damage?

There's not much flair in there though there does seem to be a dearth of creative midfield players in England these days and I'm puzzled as to how Downing still gets in the squad. I'd have much rather seen Adam Johnson instead.