Jah Lush

Was it not ironic that the Chelsea fans were singing "same old Barca, always cheating." They only had to look at their centre forward's dying swan act.

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race............. A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely. At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins.. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'. 'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier. The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?' The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 'I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fcuking bricks.'

I so want Wigan to stay up. And with the results they've been getting lately they should do.

Gooners very quiet today. I wonder why?

Oh well after some reflection I feel everything is going to be all right for Spurs now as we can now concentrate on screwing things up in the league.

Ooh... Have to agree with PD here. Ashley Young you diving cheating bastard.

Oh! FFS shut the fuck up your pathetic boring cunt.

Good post SJ. I could say that the referee's decision on that second "goal" changed the game but you can't argue with 5-1. Best of luck in the final Chelsea. Anyway, bloody Tottenham Hotspur!

That's only to be expected from you PD. Still, the Arse have won nothing again this season have they? At least we're still in the competition.

Quite right too Alan. COYS!

Give the boy his due anyone who scores 150 goals from midfield is a bloody good player and Lampard has certainly been a very good player throughout his career. And the Fat Frank tag is a tired and old one.

Bloody Tottenham Hotspur!

Who? I've always thought Souvlaki would take off over here. Let's face it. How many of us have enjoyed it on our holidays in Greece?

It's hard not to look past Barcelona but I wouldn't write off Bayern Munich. They've been in great form in the Champions League.

I have a freeview box but no remote control. Would another remote be compatible to re-tune?

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Fat Lady is clearing her throat methinks Definitely. I was at White Hart Lane on Saturday and I'm thinking/hoping we've returned to form and that the Arse are going to have a bit of a blip now. Still think Man Utd will win the title though. They have the experience that Man City don't.

This is very funny. I'm sure West Ham fans will especially like this one.

Indeed, unless you have Spurs membership and have gained loyalty points for attendance it will cost you an arm and a leg. Anyway, a semi-final against Chelsea who have never beaten Spurs at Wembley looks mouthwatering. Really looking forward to the match.

Daily Heil Strikes Again We mustn't panic, but according to a front page headline in the Daily Mail we're being "HELD TO RANSOM BY 1,000 TANKER DRIVERS". What bad luck, that 1,000 tanker drivers have become Somali pirates.

You could be anything you want. You'd still get ?45,000 a year though.

Everyone should earn ?45,000 a year.

Oh I do love a banger. William Rose's bangers are the nuts. All of them. But if you see them when they have them Old Spot sausages are not only huge but delicious. Nom nom nom.

I lived on Lacon Road back in the mid-80s. It's definitely laycon as in bacon.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I never thought I'd see these words in the same > sentence...Peter Crouch, goal of the season :) It was an absolute corker wasn't it. Wish he did more of that when he was at Spurs.

I agree with Otta and Red Devil. Liverpool are in a similar position to where Spurs where a few years ago. They have a rebuilding job to do. Dalglish has already bagged one cup this season and there is every chance he could bag the FA Cup as well. I'm sure their league form will improve next season. Err... as I write this they are 2-1 down at home to Wigan. Not good enough for them. I'm sure the fans won't be happy about that.