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Complete bollocks as usual. It is not going to be a hotel. It is not closing. End of.

Once again Wayne Rooney has proved what a petulant little shit he can be. He can be a great player at times but last night he was very poor. Just goes to show he still hasn't matured and is easy to wind up in these big game competitions. Wonder if his dad had a bet on him being sent off.

I think the scoreline flattered England. We were rubbish.

Truth - Jeff Beck

Jonathan Ive - the modest designer of all your favourite new Apple toys. Jonathan Ive - Wiki

Here's a more balanced view of Steve Jobs. The real hero is the British design guru Jonathan Ive. Telegraph Obituary

So has James Dyson. You can't beat his vacuum cleaner. I'm sure they'll be plenty of Filipino maids in East Dulwich who will go into deep shock and mourning when he passes away too.

I too have been a little freaked out by the mawkish sentimentality that has been posted on Facebook. I didn't know the guy and it wasn't like he was a musician who may have touched us emotionally with their words or music. This is the modern world though, so basically, a 56-year-old computer geek has died of pancreatic cancer. That, in itself is sad - for his immediate family and friends, but come on get real. NB: I've never owned anything made by Apple either.

I'll give you a ninth album that tops all of the above. Sticky Fingers - The Rolling Stones.

Parkdrive Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I believe not just the Rodwell decsion to be > wrong, Van der Vaart clearly handled the ball to > score Tottenhams first goal but none of the > officials gave it. The decsion to disallow Wolves > a perfectly legitimate goal was also questionable > to say the least. Perhaps this will just add fuel > to the fire regarding video replays for match > officials? It's debatable whether it was handball or not. Certainly none of the Arsenal players appealed at the time. And as for video replays I think that could spoil the flow of the game. I'd only go for goal line technology though. Too many times a ball has been clearly over the line and not given.

It's a happy Monday knowing you beat the Arse the day before. By the way the Rodwell sending off has surely got to be overturned. Shocking decision by the ref.

There's a good few out on loan too. Jermaine Jenas being the pick of the bunch for me. And still no one wants to buy David Bentley. Wonder why.

Primal Scream - Screamadelica. Surely one of the best third albums ever!

Never Mind The Bollocks - Sex Pistols Velvet Underground - Velvet Underground & Nico Roots Manuva - Brand New Second Hand Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet Dust Massive Attack - Blue Lines Saint Etienne - Fox Base Alpha Tricky - Maxinquaye

Liverpool fans very quiet. Where've they gone? If Tottenham hadn't taken their foot of the pedal it could have been a lot more than four-nil.

Phew! Well done Blackburn Rovers. That's taken the pressure off Steve Kean for a bit and put some more on Arsene Wenger. Thank you Blackburn.

Well deserved second win for Polly Jean. Let England Shake is a fabulous album.

Arsenal haven't eaten much recently. They 8-2 much at the weekend.

Hmmmm... a very bad day for North London and great one for Manchester. For me the thrashing of Arsenal made up for Tottenham's abysmal display against Man City earlier in the day.

Do you want to hear a joke about constipation and dementia? Well tough shit, I've forgotten it.

Also, expect Spurs to play plenty of their youngsters tonight against Hearts at White Hart Lane.

Exactly right Jack.

I knew that Mr Medic, hence my edit. No need to get your Alans in a twist.

Err... it was Hearts 0 Spurs 5 (Pedantic ED). Hoping to go to the second leg at White Hart Lane.

Did You No Wrong - Sex Pistols Double Barrel - Dave & Ansell Collins I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts - Merv Griffin.