Jah Lush

Just for you *Bob*

Keith Richards is the absolute king of the intro. Check for the Rolling Stones' Jumping Jack Flash the way the opening chords draw you into the song straight away. Pure genius. Then there's Brown Sugar, Get Off My Cloud, Can't You Hear Me Knocking, Bitch, Satisfaction etc etc. I could list more but we'd be here all day.

I'm really sad about this. Been playing her music at home tonight. Raising JD & cokes her way. Such an immense talent but tragically floored. Unfortunately troubled souls aren't long for this world. The latest recruit to the 27 Club. RIP Amy.

Is it being shown anywhere? Should be a cracking fight.

The reviled Rebecca Brooks has finally resigned. Probably due to pressure from shareholders rather than Murdoch.

It's for a recording session KK.

Yep! I do. I'll be in touch old bean.

What ratty said. Happened to me a few weeks ago. Good luck.

Why use a spade when you can use a shovel?

Piers Moron will get his. That smarmy, slimy little creep turned the Daily Mirror from a left of centre crusading newspaper into The Sun-light PR driven celebrity ridden toilet paper it is today. If the Screws and The Sun were at it you can bet your bottom dollar that Morons led Mirror were at it too. It went downhill from the moment he became editor and its loss of sales and current state I put firmly at his door. His sacking for printing fake photographs of British soldiers "torturing" Iraqi soldiers was an absolute disgrace. What is worse is that the little shit has managed to go on to even bigger fame and fortune for his vile and shitty TV work. He is a cock of the highest order.

What's a rotavator? Sounds like something you go on at the fun fair.

No. Opposite Melford Road. I'd tell you the house number but I don't think that's fair on him even if he is a lying cunt.

I was incognito.

There were plenty of paps outside his house this morning as I left for work. He's only over the road from me.

Man In The Street - Don Drummond

Jokes Not Long (what the feck is that all about?) Chillax Awesome! I shall personally slap the next person who uses any of the above mentioned in front of me.

What! You haven't already? I have never bought a Murdoch rag or subscribed to Sky. Fact!

I concur Ms Curtain.

Facists!

Feck!!!

Pool tables in the EDT.

Nokia N8.

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time. They decided that, in spite of two different 'specialties', they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist. Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: "Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again. Then came: "Minds and Behinds"....still no good. Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable yet again. So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance. "Nuts and Butts"??.....no way. "Freaks and Cheeks"??.....still no good. "Loons and Moons"?.....forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones -- "Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it.

I think we've been short-changed. Only four episodes and two story lines for this current "series".

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."