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Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones.

Never Get Weary Yet - Toots & The Maytals.

fuck the lot of you. I hate you all in equal measure.

FIFA is a dictatorship. Plain and simple. It stinks.

Oh dear... you're worst nightmare has come true. Big Sam at West Ham. Many commiserations to you.

A Girl Like You - Edwin Collins.

Barcelona are so good they make good teams like Man Utd look ordinary. I think they can continue to dominate the competition for years to come.

Cunt!

He has a point though.

Credit where it's due. Hugh Grant's impression of a plank of wood is spot on.

I'm not surprised. It was never gonna last, not that I care. Talking of crap accents Brad Pitt in Snatch. I don't think I understood a word he said in the whole film.

Love = Debauchery Hate - Sobriety.

I really liked 'em when they came out. The first two albums were excellent and the rest were good with ever so slight diminishing returns. I've still got most of the early singles and albums but once Hugh Cornwall left that was the end for me.

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes". They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The other useful part of this thread is I now know > who Lady D is, thanks to a parallel splurge on > facebook True but I think I know who you are now too.

I wish to place it on record that, unlike Ryan Giggs, if you catch me shagging a glamour model with big tits you can tell anybody you fukcing like.

Hmmm... well he stole it from Peter Cook. "I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again."

I want an app that does all the housework. I've a Nokia N8 by the way. Anyone? Or should I get a lady that does?

Blood & Fire - Niney The Observer

The Manchester United team expected to face Barcelona on Saturday. Van Der Sar Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra Valencia Carrick An unamed Premiership footballer Park Rooney Hernandez

Broil? I'm sorry, would you like to feel that again? Surely you meant braille.

Stalker alert! Stalker alert! Your Tedness if you've not already espied RosieH hiding in your rose bush then it certainly won't be long before you do. Keep 'em peeled.

Yup... Jamaican ginger beer does it for me too.

Unbelievable! He won the double for the first time in their history last year. I suspect Chelsea to finish outside of the top five next season and Abromovich will deserve it. If any club needs some some stability it's Chelsea. Not that I care. Oh and by the way thank you Matthew for your response to the Liverpool v Spurs game. It's very rare for Spurs to get a result up there so your reply was much appreciated unlike Annasfield and a couple of others who seems to have gone to ground. It's the first double I can ever remember against your lot and I'm sure it'll be a long time before we do it again. Good luck next season.

Lorenzo's at Crystal Palace. Si Mangia is it's sister restaurant. Both cheap and cheerful and they do what they say on the tin. Love 'em both.